


Hi everyone. I am so, so sorry for my extended absence. I thought I was prepared to return to my normal heauxnanigans after losing my soul dog, Bean, back in September, but I was not, and I have been dealing with a bottomed out mental health/gas tank. We're talking...had to visit the place where you get grippy socks and no shoelaces for a brief stay.
I am not back to it yet. I am so sorry to those who have been on auto renew but am so, SO grateful you have stuck around, even through this time of crisis. I want you all to know I have email notifications of your renewals and I *will* be providing "free trials," or the promos (honestly forget what they're called at this moment) to compensate for my Houdini shit.
Thank you, from the bottom of my heart. (and my boobs....which are definitely larger than the average human heart so scratch that definitely from the bottoms of my boobs 🥲)
(A few throwbacks from 2020)