The humans finally obeyed my demands to go outside... but th..
Added 2020-04-27 16:00:37 +0000 UTCThe humans finally obeyed my demands to go outside... but they put me in this horrible tor.ture device first! But for some reason they let my brother run free! So unfair! They claim it's because he's old and arthritic and won't run away, but I know the truth. It has nothing to do with the fact that I am perpetually terrified every moment I spend outdoors and bolt at the slightest unexpected sound. It's clearly because they fear my overwhelming majesty and have to contain it. Vengeance will be mine for this atrocity.
