Ew what is that down there? How did a bug get into my house…..
Added 2022-01-06 19:01:36 +0000 UTCEw what is that down there? How did a bug get into my house… wait, what is that? It doesn’t look like a bug. Oh my god is that, is that a tiny person? No way it is, what are you doing down there little guy? I almost crushed you under my giant feet, you would have been a stain on my perfect sole. Did you sneak in here to get a closer look at me and my sexy feet? You did didn’t you? Well I hope you really like them because if you’re going to sneak into my house, you’re going to have to pay. I’ve been walking around barefoot all day and my feet are so sore and dirty, why don’t you use that tiny tongue to lick them clean and give me a massage and then maybe if you do a good job I’ll make you feel good, or maybe I’ll just see how you taste. I bet you’d feel so good in my mouth, I can already tell how fun it would be to have you helplessly thrown around by my tongue. Well what are you waiting for tiny? Start worshiping my perfect feet!
