


This was my night..... and how to handle it like a G. When your apartment building is on fire 🔥 and your on mushrooms.... puts on winter boots, lock the door. Head towards stairs. Smoke in the hallway, more smoke on the 8th floor, thick can barely see, it's really bad. Calmly and quickly acts like a hero, bangs on a couple of doors. Proceeds outside, finds perfect rock 🪨 to hit people with. Uses rock to manifest courage and strength. Talks to fireman... Finds out he's fake fireman from a Halloween party. Canadian roots kick in and I decide to be neighborly, talks to neighbors. Finds out there was an explosion in a unit. Watches smoke come from apartment building, watches sexy firemen enter, exit, and surround building. Sings Ghostbusters theme song with amazing air guitar skills. Firemen rescue cat. Laugh at people saving cats. Try to start a clap. No one catches on... Thanks firemen. Goes back into apartment. Eats leftover fish and chips, goes to bed. If you wanna see the rock don't hesitate to ask. I know you wanna see it.