Good afternoon my tinies! Today’s forecast calls for clear, ..
Added 2022-05-09 20:00:38 +0000 UTCGood afternoon my tinies! Today’s forecast calls for clear, sunny skies and mild winds. At the bottom of the mountain, that is. Today, however you will be spending very little time at the bottom of this mountain🍑 today you will be making your way to the top! Hop on wherever you choose, I’d suggest my big toe on my left foot as it’s usually easier to grip. Then make your way up my foot to my leg. Now, brace yourself, because this is where it gets difficult. There’s little to nothing to hold onto and the winds are gonna start to pick up. My long smooth legs will likely be your biggest challenge so I’d bring some climbing tools to help you out. That being said, if I see even the smallest of scratches from it I’m going to make you pay. And I’m not just gonna eat you or step on you either, I’ll do some real evil shit like pop your eyes out of your head or something. But of course we don’t need things to get there, so just be careful! Anyway, once you’ve made it past my legs you’ll be coming up on the home stretch, the top o the mountain! At which time the winds will be screeeeaming!!! No difficult terrain to traverse at that point, just smooth, grippy ass. Don’t let the wind take you and you’ll be a-okay to wander around! Good luck!!
