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GUYS ITS MY BIRTHDAY!!!! Wanna know what I did for it? made..

GUYS ITS MY BIRTHDAY!!!! Wanna know what I did for it? made myself a breakfast sandwich, cleaned my bathroom and kitchen, had a bath, and then a 4 hour nap. And just woke up like...40 mins ago. In other news, instead of sleeping tonight I will be anxiously staring at the street lights outside my window, mentally calculating how much time I could possibly get to sleep if I fell asleep right that second. THEN I will give up, start reading a book, watch the sunrise, and then feel guilty for sabotaging my own sleep. Haaaappy birthdaaaay toooo meeeee happy biiiirthdaaaay tooo meeee *>starts sobbing<* Ha-a-appy bi-rthda-a-ay dear Aabbeeeey *>screams in pillow so sound comes out muffled<* HAA-YY IRRTHDAAAY TOOOO MEEEE Fun fact. If you actually scream "happy birthday to me" into a pillow. That is spelt how it sounds. A friend told me. My only IRL friend, in fact. *>lights candle, hands cupcake to self, thanks self, blows it out<* cheers to one more year *>pets cat<*

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