



Hola my spicy little turkey breasts. So these thigh high socks rock my world. Whoever sent them, there wasn’t a name with the tag! So I can’t thank you directly. But THANK YOU! And thanks to my phantom friend for this hoody. This outfit in the middle is what I LIVE in lately. The first photo is what’s underneath. Please ignore the cat-ass-trophy of a mess on the floor around me. I filmed the biggest mail day I’ve EVER done back when I was sick. Still editing it. Thank you thank you thank you everyone that sent me stuff. You make my heart soar. The 3rd photo is me fresh from the shower with quite literally nothing, not even moisturizer on my skin. No filters. No editing. There are a few things very wrong with my life right now: 1. Lurking lurker just lurking under my skin, on my cheek. 2. I have a huge chin. Holy fecking horn. I have noticed my big chin before, but do you see this? I look like Edvard Munch’s “The Scream”. 👀… bahahaha that was such a good comparison! Man I love myself. I’m. Hilarious. 3. I still have a “cough headache” from when I was sick before. It’s annoying. 4. Sometimes when I am in public I hum/lightly sing songs without realizing I’m doing it. It is VUR embarrassing. The last photo is dumb. Then I thought HA! I should post it for the lads over at Onlyfans. They seem to like when I’m an idiot. Cheers. Bon appétit. TOODLE PIP! Ciao my internet chums and chumettes. AA P.S. Remember to close the lid of your smoothie cups before you drive. Cup holders are wild and unpredictable. Not speaking from personal experience. Just… check it before you goooo. Totally unrelated note, does anyone know how to get a smoothie out of the seat of a car, and that space between it and the middle thing? Arm rest? Console? Elbow cubby? Whatever it doesn’t matter. Do you know how to get it out? Asking for a friend. … P.P.S. The friend is me. P.P.P.S. Sorry ‘bout the novel.