You pretend to be Santa, I'll sit on your lap and tell you w..
Added 2021-12-17 16:11:04 +0000 UTCYou pretend to be Santa, I'll sit on your lap and tell you what I want.... What gift would you give me if Christmas was tonight?.... Oooops I hope I dont get milk all over my cookies... *pours milk down clevage* I'll pretend to be a present, and maybe get laid under a tree.... AIGHT I'm done. lmao Here's another small gift under your tree, unwrap with care. I mean, it's not fragile, but you don't want to damage the box before you even get into it. NOW IM DONE. get it....the box.... sorry i'll go
