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Hello, night libertines... I have published this article in the past, but this question is so relevant that I will leave it here.
An unforgettable squirt, mmm... Myths and the truth about jet orgasm.
A new attack: now women come to a sex coach with a request to "Teach me how to squirt." Their men have seen enough porn and are sure that all normal women should gush to the ceiling.
It's time for us women to invent a fashion for some new kind of orgasm for men. For example, the scrotum. Now, if you cum from penis stimulation, then you are half a man, and if from the scrotum, then you have full orgasmic potential. And, imagine, it will become fashionable. A man will come on a date – magic: we lay a white sheet (well, you never know what – a new orgasm) and start rolling the scrotum, shaking it to stupefaction, changing the testicles in places. The man rushes around the bed and is already howling, and the lady continues and says: "You what? Be patient, dear. Nothing, you just need to warm up, you need to be patient, and a new facet of orgasm will open." It is clear that such erotic executions will not give a man the slightest pleasure. But for many women, aggressive stimulation with the fingers of the front wall of the vagina causes no less painful sensations and only the desire to go defecate. But women endure, wait until the orgasm according to the partner's method still comes.
It must be understood: the porn industry has been experiencing a scenario crisis of plots for a long time. With each new story, she encourages her consumers to change color/orientation/preferences – well, just so that they increase the attendance of adult films. But for us women, these new trends and transformations of male attractiveness become a source of fear, torment and self-doubt. We have not yet coped with the problem of vaginal orgasm, and here is a new trend: I urgently need to give a jet orgasm.
And women have a new chain of claims to themselves and to their bodies. Moreover, allegedly many women experience squirt – "you just didn't know anything about it" (promoted by those who are interested in raising the check). Of course, we are concerned: it turns out that there are many other women around who have higher competitive abilities.
And where is my fountain?
How many times I've heard about squirting, I can't count. Many girls repeat literally the same words: "I don't know what to do anymore: my man has heard about squirting somewhere and is now trying to get it from me at any cost. It can last for hours! He puts me on my back and massages my vagina very intensively with his fingers. It hurts, but I still can't squirt." Men usually say that they have repeatedly brought women to squirt. All their partners splashed like a fountain. That's how they were taught to speak in training.
A woman's orgasmic abilities have long been a way of manipulation for many industries, including even cosmetology (for example, there is a procedure for introducing hyaluronic acid to the G-spot). But everything goes too far, trying to make money on it is a pleasant thing, but you should know that here you are dealing with people with little education. The so-called vaginal orgasm is still achieved at the expense of the same notorious clitoris! A variety of erogenous zones inside the vagina are nothing but branches of the legs of the clitoris, passing into the vagina. Almost any orgasm in a woman is associated with the body of the clitoris. And the question of how to stimulate it, directly or with a twist, is another question.
There are even new professionals – squirting specialists, squirting instructors. The essence of the technique is to gather a group of women at an event, and then demonstrate the patented technology on a live model. First – a wonderfully relaxing massage, and then – public penetration with fingers. After the model gives out a fake jet, the coach walks around the hall and invites the ladies to put their fingers in their vagina (the more modest ones should split into pairs).
Squirtologists from the Internet assure: having experienced a squirt, a woman can enjoy the aftertaste for several days. Like, you don't know the real pleasure – you immediately come to yourself from a clitoral orgasm, clitoral orgasm is the lowest! It's just that you haven't had a man with wonderful fingers sharpened for vaginal massage. But having experienced a squirt, you will become a full-fledged woman. You will walk for three days with trembling knees, forgetting about all the hardships of life, and wait for the next vaginal massage.
They also write about the loss of consciousness from pleasure, hours of tantrums and the feeling of complete cleansing of the body from all evil – a state close to enlightenment and rebirth. A good nuclear cocktail of esoteric teachings and a golden shower on a leaf was invented for the sake of new profits by miracle specialists. So charming that we even forgot that if a woman loses consciousness or falls into hysterics during orgasm, then she needs to see a doctor urgently (and not even a sexologist). This should not happen – any competent specialist in the field of sex will tell you that healthy people do not have orgasms that undermine mental activity and last for hours.
But don't jump to conclusions. Squirt, aka jet orgasm, really exists, a woman can experience it, but not in this form. There can be no question of any jets capable of spoiling the ceiling. There is simply no reservoir in the female body (with the exception of the bladder) where such an amount of fluid stored in case of a new type of orgasm would be stored. A real squirt is a volume of liquid no more than a teaspoon.
It is produced by the skin glands located at the entrance to the urethra. This orgasm is called female ejaculation, but the amount of fluid is very small. Everything else is a trick. Moreover, it has not yet been possible to determine exactly how many women actually experience squirt – studies give different figures. In addition, the confusion between normal urinary incontinence and real female ejaculation makes it difficult to understand.
It is very difficult to achieve a real squirt. Natural predisposition plays a huge role here. This is one of those types of orgasm that is very difficult to develop. Those women who have received this ability for free, by nature, do not really notice any special wonderful orgasms, but admit that they themselves do not understand why this happens, and are confused by the strangely secreted fluid.
Well, what about those models who squirt on video or during group demonstrations at some trainings? Too intense shaking of the vagina and pressing with fingers on the front wall can cause a woman to have a banal stress urinary incontinence. Who will check the chemical composition of this liquid in training, or even more so in a film studio? And the wonders of fountains are achieved very simply: first, a sufficient amount of liquid is taken orally so that the urine loses color. After that, from the strong pressure on the bladder through the vaginal wall, the woman demonstrates jet miracles. Do you need this?
Why do men need this?
Fortunately, in order to feel like a man with the biggest penis, you can not only carry weights on it.
Alternative: grow in yourself the greatest dignity psychologically. For example, to gain the superpower to bring women to such heights of orgasmic experiences that they literally wet the bed from you, the great one. The new Batmen of sex do not wrap themselves in raincoats, but spread oilcloths to demonstrate superpowers. And it doesn't matter on which part of the body he achieves a magical effect: the main thing is that he has a special gift, and now a woman must understand who is the most important sexual giant in her life.
I have no doubt that many of the readers will want to object, why look for some secret background, a man just wants to bring a woman to new heights of orgasm. But, dear sympathizers, have you ever wondered why this queue of "good men" does not smoothly turn into cadets of some pussy-licking courses? Yes, because these men do not care about a woman, but are busy with a new way to demonstrate which of them is "knee-deep" and who is a "real man".
And yet: how to master squirting?
To master squirting, first of all, you need to take care of awakening the G-spot and the U-spot and training intimate muscles for pushing movements. And even if you achieve this difficult goal, most likely, it will not give you any nuclear orgasms. A real squirt can occur without an orgasm at all or with a clitoral orgasm with simultaneous stimulation of the anterior wall of the vagina. And it is better if the ladies take care of their G-spot on their own, because often the partner cannot understand and catch unpleasant sensations during stimulation of the anterior vaginal wall, and the woman will certainly feel what is worth doing and what is not.
With the U point, everything is more difficult, since it is located at the very entrance to the urethra, and there is an even greater risk of bruising and injury to tissues. It is better to go through the G-spot. Just do not abuse excessively prolonged vaginal concussions – as I have already said, this is fraught not so much with orgasm as with urinary incontinence. You will somehow achieve the goal, but only cosmetically – in the sense that there will be a trickle, but not that one.
Have an orgasm, kiss.