

POV you’re the poor schmuck who took me out to dinner in hop..
Added 2020-09-09 00:31:16 +0000 UTCPOV you’re the poor schmuck who took me out to dinner in hopes of getting laid, but instead I ate way too much and we went right home and I keep saying “PHEW Y’all are gonna have to roll me outta here in a wheel barrow!!“ like a white suburban dad, and so now this is just where we’re at