

Our trip to Tucson prompted cactus puns! Feel free to post yours! 1. I haven't seen that many pricks in one place since your family was in for Thanksgiving! 2. What do you call a cactus shaped like a penis Dildon’t. 3. The family tree of mine is actually a cactus. Everybody on it happens to be a prick. 4. Everyday do something which will scare you. Today I am going to fuck a cactus. 5. I don’t know much about cactus, but I know a prick when I see one!