Willow on my dildo Use my dildo as a pillow Takin a ride on Clyde If youโre funny you get the honey Call me dr Seuss Iโm about to bounce this caboose Iโm now naming this dildo Clyde ๐๐ my trusty dusty dildo didnโt sound any better lmao About to slide and guide Clyde into the great divide ๐ This is Clyde Letโs go for a ride I cried And he replied Iโll be your guide Just slip and slide Me inside And I did abide And now I sit cross-eyed And tongue tied After the fun he did provide