Hello everybody it’s Monday 😇✨ I did a bunch of open mics la..
Added 2024-12-16 17:43:07 +0000 UTCHello everybody it’s Monday 😇✨ I did a bunch of open mics last week & a part of that is trying and failing some jokes 😅 I like to write one liners & one offs, and sometimes…the people don’t fuck with it. Here’s some really stupid jokes that I’ll probably never do again, you guys can let me know if you like them 😂
• I’ve never been roofied. And I’m grateful for that, I’m very grateful for that because boy am I afraid of heights…
• been watching a lot of those prison shows recently…lot of gay guys in straight jackets. I don’t think they’re working though. End of the episode comes around and…they’re still gay!
•You know, some people see a mic stand. I see a midgets stripper pole. It’s all about perspective.
• I think Black widow is the best super hero. Nothing more intimidating than a strong independent woman that “ain’t got no man”. (Read in…*urban* accent?) 🤪
•I take the Bible literally! My favorite story is the one about STD’s…I think it’s called Moses & his burning bush. 🔥
Feel free to use these to make your parents laugh during the holidays lmao. Just remember me when you tell them 💖
