

Ufff ... ok so last weekend was a whole vibe. stumbled into this tango museum thing in buenos aires, was just tryna peep the old dresses, ya know? but then they had a free dance class in the courtyard and this instructor dude? total dilf alert. salt-and-pepper thing goin on, hands that were kinda illegal. he looks right at me and goes "vamos, princesa" in this voice? melted. anyways, next thing i know i'm "accidentally" bumping into him like every two seconds during this sacada move. he's chuckling and i'm "misunderstanding" the close embrace thing on purpose obvs. pretty sure my hips started speaking fluent spanish tho ngl. now i've kinda mastered these three moves the 'oops-i-fell' dip (my knees said bye), the 'lost my balance' spin, and the 'show me again, wondering if these moves translate to other areas of life tho 👀 most curious can slide into my dms and type 'TANGO' before i remember i have two left feet. 💃🔥