FINALLY here is the elf on the shelf set. I am so far behind on everything. SOMEONE PLEASE COME HELP MEEEEEEE!!!!! Also thank you all for your patience. I love you so much! Something I only just noticed in the last two photos, it looks like the smol deer is getting fresh with me. frisky lil festive stag.
2021-12-10 00:40:59 +0000 UTC View PostITS FINALLY DONE! Audio problems. And other issues. Not my best work. But it’s complete. I promise Mail Monday will be better next week!
2021-12-07 22:39:23 +0000 UTC View Post
GUYS I WAS ANGRY ABOUT THE MAIL MONDAY BULLSHEET. SO I WENT TO BEST BUY AND BOUGHT A NEW PHONE THAT I CANT AFFORD (pray for me) #thankyouJakefromUber #sorryIkissedyouonthecheekthroughmymask PREPARE YOURSELF FOR THE BEST SELFIES OF EVER. If I need to, I will shoot a new “mail Monday” tomorrow without the opening packages, because I already did that *flips table*. BUT THIS WILL BE REMEDIED.
2021-12-07 02:56:29 +0000 UTC View PostHey guys. I CANNOT get my software to work with me to edit mail Monday. And by that I mean, the camera I filmed on, I cannot transfer to my phone (which has the editing software). I 💯 will figure it out. I just can’t promise that I will get it posted, today. It might be tomorrow morning. I am so sorry. I will keep working on it, either till it works. Or the wee hours of the morning when I give up and try again tomorrow. I’m sorry. Any IT guys out there? Feel free to come help. I will pay you in bikini delivered cookies and milk.
2021-12-06 22:58:58 +0000 UTC View Post
Here is a content dump of old hawaii photos that I just tracked down while I am trying to wipe my FROZEN TEARS OFF OF MY FACE (fuck winter (I apologize for cursing, but fuck winter)) I will not apologize for the weird faces I make in pictures, it is who I am. Love me. These are my adventures and I will adventure how I want to. lol
2021-12-04 02:54:42 +0000 UTC View Post
Here is an old set, that I never posted completely, that I finally got around to editing! what do you all think? ALSO shot an "elf on the shelf" set yesterday, its vur fun. Got a few video clips from the set to put together as well.......they are................well, you know me. *shrug* bahajajaja not attractive. and for those of you that knew about, and were concerned about, my lil lump buddy in my fun bag, got my ultrasound, its just a weird glandular thing (i dunno, im not a radiologist) not the big bad C word (cuntcer, you guessed it) SO ALLS GOOD *drinks four shots of hendricks* I think I am going to call little lumpy, Gary. But I am down for suggestions.
2021-12-02 23:06:54 +0000 UTC View PostI made a thing today ……. 👀 Help me name it?
2021-11-30 23:49:51 +0000 UTC View PostHere is mail Monday number 7, watch till the end if you wanna see why I’m so shredded.
2021-11-30 03:00:43 +0000 UTC View Post
HERE IT IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! in the comments AS ALWAYS tell me your favourite ONE, and please help me neighm this set (see what I did there? name? but like....nevermind, ill go)
2021-11-26 01:36:36 +0000 UTC View Postguys........ I did more online shopping
2021-11-25 07:26:46 +0000 UTC View PostGuys I got a joke, my nephew told me it. Its comedy gold. KNOCK KNOCK
2021-11-24 03:06:19 +0000 UTC View Post
Ignore the Amazon packages everywhere. I haven’t cleaned them up yet. Ready for the shoot today. What do you guys think of the look? Decided to use the over the shoulder Boulder holder and pussprison before I destroy them for my Tundra costume.
2021-11-23 21:21:31 +0000 UTC View Post
Don't you hate that super relatable moment, when you buy a size small bra online, but the strap around the back doesn't fit, so you have to cut off the clasps, and sew it together tighter? Don't you hate that? When you are planning on doing a photoshoot in the afternoon, but the bra doesn't fit, so you have to fix it before you shoot? Don't you hate that?
2021-11-23 19:01:37 +0000 UTC View PostMAIL MONDAY #6 Big shout out and HUGE thank you to wiesserhai for sending me so many things to get working on this costume. Can’t wait to make you proud ❤️ You make my Monday’s feel like Friday’s 🥰 Yes, my cat has a strange obsession with trying to eat my hair. I don’t know why. It’s just the way he is. Update on the squid games costume: It’s going to be delayed, as the mask that I ordered (the only part of the costume that I don’t know how to make myself) got lost in transit.
2021-11-23 02:08:48 +0000 UTC View Post
Filming mail Monday’s be like 👇
2021-11-22 20:18:43 +0000 UTC View PostIM MAKING A LONG VERSION OF THIS VIDEO. If you want to see it HMU! If it’s not your bag of tea, I get it. Lmao ALSO sorry for being absent this week. Your girl got sickypoo. 😑 all new people around here, this is abnormal. All my long time onlyfriends, please confirm lol. IM SO SORRY! While we are here, anyone have a spare immune system they wouldn’t mind putting inside me? Plz and thx
2021-11-19 19:52:17 +0000 UTC View PostMAIL MONDAY 5 Also, don’t stress. I figured out the boot thing. Yes I can get the same boots exchanged to fit these flippers. *kicks feet in air*
2021-11-16 03:16:28 +0000 UTC View PostUPDATES: 1) I am a carpenter now, taking contracts. DM me for rates (i won’t call myself Jesus. But if you want to, that’s okay) 2) sewed a jumpsuit, dyed it, it sucked all the big ones and came out the wrong colour, gotta remove that, redye it, build the rest of it (belt, zippers, mask) ((already made the gun)) then we are a GOOOOO. 3) Sorry for my makeup free face. It’s hard to basically build a house with your bare hands (a wig rack is same same as house)
2021-11-11 23:25:41 +0000 UTC View PostMAIL MONDAY #4 These should not take me all day to film/edit/post. But I’m bad at video edits. So plz accept and love me anyways lol 😂 In other news, I decided to bake a cake for a OF video once I reach 500 only friends. Keep in mind, I am not a baker, I am a hoe. It can be assumed that I will be the one getting frosted. TOODLE PIP
2021-11-09 00:55:36 +0000 UTC View Post
HERE IT IS!!! splash on my mountains. TELL ME YOUR FAVOURITE ONE!
2021-11-06 22:37:49 +0000 UTC View Post
If you ever wonder what its actually like shooting with me, here are all the derp photos I normally wouldn't post. Its a smol sneak peek at the set I will be releasing later today! everyone say thank you to james for this bathing suit! And thank home depot for the electrical tape.
2021-11-06 20:53:51 +0000 UTC View PostSo I didn't go to bed last night *blink*.....*blink*.....*blink* don't judge me. I am INSPIRED!!! I wanna make the best costume things. So I spent all night (literally, not figuratively) designing a SNOW ELF costume (probably the best design I have EVER made) I am so excited about it. AND I found all the things I need to construct it. Only problem, its WAY too much money for me to buy all at once (unless I don't eat this month (which is always an option)) LOL if you want to help me make this bad boy! and see me open some parts up in my mail Monday video (and lose my shite with happiness) please see this wish list I made that has everything (I don't have) to make it! https://www.amazon.ca/hz/wishlist/ls/NEBSXYCCNFHQ?ref_=wl_share K thanks! LUV YOU! BYE! (ill post pics of the concept sketches once my mums bday is done) Seee youuuu sooooooooon *squish hug*
2021-10-31 16:34:58 +0000 UTC View Post
GUYS!!!!! I DID IT!!!!! I DID THE THING!!!! I FINISHED THE "wet dream on elm street" SET! *super high pitched british accent* (or as I call it, my "queen voice") AS PER TRADITION! tell me what you think in the comments belllooooowwwwwwww. (god I need sleep lol I feel like all this caffeine is making me lose my mind (more than usual)) sorry as you can tell I am VUR excited at how fast these edits went. SOOooOOoo I am gonna work on editing the two SUPER lewd paid sets for this haunted holiday. I mean if anyone is even remotely interested in those. if you are, check your inbox soon
2021-10-30 21:26:57 +0000 UTC View PostGUYS I WILL REPLY TO MESSAGES AFTER HALLOWEEN!!! Super sorry, but gotta put at least ten hours (min) into editing this last spooky set for you all. Then tomorrow is the madres 60th birthday. and being that my mother is my bestest menches (best friend) imma have to go over with three bottles of wine and not leave till the werewolves are howling (do you see what I did there? cuz my mums bday is on the hallowed ween? god i love myself) ANYWAYS hold onto your buttholes, I will be back to replying sooooooon!!!!!! xoxoxoxoxo Arcane Stabbey (my spooky season alter ego)
2021-10-30 16:24:06 +0000 UTC View Post
As promised, MY CHUCKY SET!!! I haven't stopped working (except for 6 hours to sleep last night) since yesterday morning at 5:30am. ALL TO BRING YOU THIS KILLER GOOD GUY DOLL!!!! Tell me what you think down below. Time to start my Freddy and respond to messages!!! Someone bring me coffee and lasagna plz and thx. (I just realized as I was typing that I've only eaten once in the last 36 hours. oof imma go shove deli meat into my mouth)
2021-10-28 23:57:36 +0000 UTC View Post
PART 2, The rest of the Vampirella set!!! Tell me what you all think!!! The fog machine made some of these more faded than others. So I realize they are not all uniform (as per my typico sets) but it is what it is *flips table*
2021-10-27 19:39:04 +0000 UTC View Post
VAMPIRELLA!!!! Part 1 of 2, this is a few photos from the set, post a human meal (please read this next sentence with a poorly done Transylvanian accent) with bluuud, the rest coming sooooon, stay tuuuuuned. bleh bleh bleh
2021-10-27 04:36:31 +0000 UTC View PostQuick and dirty run through of my makeup and hair for tomorrow’s shoot.
2021-10-27 02:32:38 +0000 UTC View PostBehind the scenes sneak peak at my Vampirella!
2021-10-26 19:31:58 +0000 UTC View Post