My camera skills may have let me down on this one I'm afraid, I think I lost concentration or something - so sorry 😂 will try harder next time I promise! Taking applications for a part time camera man. Send me your CV and cover letters 😝
2022-04-20 10:39:53 +0000 UTC View PostDid everyone survive their first day back at work after the bank holiday long weekend then? It can be absolutely brutal can't it! How teachers manage to return to work after 6 weeks off in the summer is seriously beyond me 😱
2022-04-19 18:07:19 +0000 UTC View Post¿¡Quieres montar a mí burro?! I will finish properly decorating this house one day 😂🙈
2022-04-18 08:33:05 +0000 UTC View PostWhoops, spunked all over the flipping oven 🙈. Also, can we talk about how Britney is having another baby? Have you seen her baby daddy, Sam Asghari? He can definitely breed me any time he wants. Go on Britney 👌😂. He's absolute fire 🥵🔥
2022-04-17 10:23:04 +0000 UTC View PostExcuse the heavy breathing in this one, please 🙈😂. Unless it's you're thing and you're into that. And then in that case, this one is for you 🍻🤣. I was alarmed to hear I sounded like a dirty, old man when I played this one back 😂✊🍆😈
2022-04-16 12:14:08 +0000 UTC View PostGood Friday, great cumshot 👌😂. Or hopefully you think so anyway 🤞🤣. Have a fabulous Easter break lovely people 🐥🥚🐇 💦💦💦💦
2022-04-15 10:07:50 +0000 UTC View PostI could not be happier that it's Good Friday tomorrow 🥳🎉🎈. Has anyone got any exciting plans for the long weekend? Please let there be sun 🤞☀️😎
2022-04-14 10:52:07 +0000 UTC View PostA nice bedtime wank definitely helps me 💤 like a 👶🏻👌. Night all 😈✊🍆
2022-04-13 20:25:05 +0000 UTC View PostUsing up another one of these teeny tiny made in China condoms that seem to have been made for borrowers 😂 or certainly not men my size! A posh wank is definitely about all they're good for! 🤣✊🍆😈💦
2022-04-13 08:15:13 +0000 UTC View PostMore condom cum fun ✊🍆😈💦 Extra points if you spotted the giant dildo in the background 😂🤣😈
2022-04-12 07:51:03 +0000 UTC View PostJust guzzled like a ton of pomegranate to be healthy for a change! I wonder if it will make my cum taste extra amazing the same way pineapple does 🤔💦💦💦💦💦💦💦
2022-04-11 17:25:41 +0000 UTC View PostHow was everyone's Sunday? 😃 I bought drawer organisers and had a whale of a time sorting socks 🐳🥳. What a time to be alive 😂🤣. (This sounds sarcastic, but really: I enjoyed it 🤓)
2022-04-10 19:32:39 +0000 UTC View PostPOV shot if you were on your knees worshipping my meat 😈🙏
2022-04-09 17:17:14 +0000 UTC View PostIt's that time again ⏰ milking time 💦💦💦💦
2022-04-08 17:21:44 +0000 UTC View PostAnother cumshot anyone? It's milking time 😈💦💦💦💦💦💦
2022-04-07 18:12:53 +0000 UTC View PostCondom cum fun because sometimes I just CBA cleaning up the mess 🤦♂️🤣💦💦💦💦💦💦
2022-04-06 09:26:04 +0000 UTC View PostGot my haircut today and the new barber at the shop is an absolute 10/10 👌 I couldn't keep my eyes off of him! 👀 I feel like I'm going to be getting my hair cut a lot more frequently for some reason 🙄😂
2022-04-05 19:05:29 +0000 UTC View PostI've legit covered the webcam on my work laptop with duct tape because half of the time when WFH I'm really just masturbating. But I bet if people were completely honest - they're all at it - am I right!? ✊🍆😈😱
2022-04-04 20:43:41 +0000 UTC View PostI'm waiting to see who the big black cock belongs to that they keep teasing us with on Naked Attraction, in the series previews! 😂 It's good to have a purpose in life 😛🤣
2022-04-03 21:10:03 +0000 UTC View PostFell in love at first sight with a 7 month old, black retriever puppy that my friend was dog sitting today 🥰. Best Saturday ever! ♥️
2022-04-02 21:39:43 +0000 UTC View PostHappy Friday guys! 🥳🎉 Absolutely pre-cumming like crazy lately 😜 Not sure why, but I like it 😂 💦💦💦💦💦💦💦
2022-04-01 18:51:38 +0000 UTC View PostSo did anyone else watch 'Love It Or List It' with Phil and Kirsty last night? 🤔 I thought the guy on it, Louis, was absolutely dreamy to begin with: designer stubble, jawline you could cut glass on, cute green eyes, tousled hair and so on and so forth. Next minute, he'd grown his hair out and went from a 10 to like a 6 😳.
2022-03-31 17:23:36 +0000 UTC View PostFeeling 10 x better today than I was yesterday - woohoo 🥳🎉✊🍆😈 Did anyone do anything exciting today? 😛
2022-03-30 18:15:49 +0000 UTC View PostHow's everyone's Tuesday? 😆 I still feel like death warmed up, BUT at least I'm still horny 🤣😈✊🍆🍆🍆🍆
2022-03-29 18:18:15 +0000 UTC View PostHow was everyone's Monday? ☺️ My throat feels like bloody sandpaper with this dreaded virus. BUT I'm still horny as hell though so the videos will continue coming think and fast... Like my cumshots I guess you could say 😂😛
2022-03-28 18:39:52 +0000 UTC View PostThe Italian restaurant by my house has gone 😭 the food was only average, but one of the waiters was so fucking hot 🔥. He gave me Michele Morrone vibes 😍
2022-03-27 20:10:05 +0000 UTC View PostSo glad I filmed this earlier before my temperature hit like a billion degrees 🤒 (slight exaggeration but not much!) - LFT gave a negative result though 🤷♂️. Will do another in the morning! Hope you're all healthy and horny 🤗😈 ♥️♥️♥️💦💦💦
2022-03-26 20:04:38 +0000 UTC View PostShall I make some more like this? 🎬😛 I write enjoyed doing this one 😈✊🍆💦💦💦
2022-03-25 21:06:06 +0000 UTC View PostAnd one more cumshot for good measure 😈✊🍆💦💦💦💦💦
2022-03-24 18:39:02 +0000 UTC View PostSorry guys, I meant to upload this yesterday 🙈. Hope everyone enjoyed the sunshine today ☀️❤️ 💦💦💦💦💦💦💦
2022-03-24 18:37:01 +0000 UTC View Post