Moi? Pretending to be warm in yellow on a beach in this icy cold British weather? Couldn’t possibly be 🥶
Someone drove into the back of my car yesterday and drove off 😂 when I asked for a custom video where I can be rammed up the rear I wasn’t expecting THAT. Some minor scratches and a pushed-in light so no massive deal but does anyone have any good dash cam recommendations? 😂 jeeeez.
2023-03-16 09:03:36 +0000 UTC
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Hello, Tights Tuesday!
(This is a lie, everyday is a tights day!)
Whatcha think of my black mesh bra and panty-less combo? Tis good to let some UV rays hit the sweet spot 😎
You know what struck me harder than this sunlight illuminating my nylon-veiled pussy? In June I’ll be sitting an exam for everything in maths 😵💫 whoa
2023-03-14 09:03:15 +0000 UTC
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Jiggly butt Monday 😎🍑
I demand a request for me to make a custom, involving my butt!
I’m still waking up spooked wondering where in the world I am - can jet lag really last this long?!
2023-03-13 09:04:11 +0000 UTC
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Nobody asking me for anal, huh? 🍑 a waste; a travesty! 😂
2023-03-11 09:02:57 +0000 UTC
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I got my 100% silk caramel shirt 🥺 featuring my 60 denier tights I have worn to their last thread 😂 I’ll be around to answer private messages tonight 😈 I am currently coming back from a short hotel trip!
2023-03-09 10:28:24 +0000 UTC
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Very crotchless eh! 😂
2023-03-07 11:27:44 +0000 UTC
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This is the official version I uploaded for LoveHoney 😄
I’m going to upload the version I shoulda sent, to let them know they actually sent me a crotchless set 😂
2023-03-07 11:24:10 +0000 UTC
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Just flashing the crotchless set they sent me to model! My face is more glistening than between my legs because I’ve just washed my seaweed face mask off 🥬 gotta be healthy inside and out 🤓
2023-03-06 17:42:40 +0000 UTC
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Oh god the maths! The maths!
Unrelated: who wants to see some collaboration work? 👀
2023-03-06 15:03:17 +0000 UTC
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TRASHED 🧺 (feat. trying to fool myself into thinking my boobs are a more playful size 🤣)
2023-03-03 09:02:46 +0000 UTC
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Just a nylon-loving girl doing what it takes to get those Prada heels 🤩
$5 tip for my outrageous heel fund 🥺 and I’ll send you the set?
2023-03-02 09:40:48 +0000 UTC
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Okay so what do I need to sell and what kind of collab do I need to orchestrate for tips to acquire these £1080 dream Prada boots 😂
(Still travelling and wifi here is for some reason few and far between! As soon as I nestle down I’ll get to private messages! ❤️)
2023-02-28 07:45:33 +0000 UTC
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If I fit, I sit
2023-02-27 15:38:06 +0000 UTC
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Good morning Taupō! Please bear with how late my private messages are/have been. I’ve been travelling NON-STOP and even going back and forth which is kinda mad 😅
It’s SO WARM
I’m right by the water front of a massive lake and it’s beautiful but my A4 paper white skin is not used to this 😂 (featuring a very aggressive video of the nearby falls!)
2023-02-26 13:06:17 +0000 UTC
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I am in Auckland and there’s a shop called Witchery here and I’ve just found the most luscious golden silk shirt it’s like I’ve been draped in molten caramel 😍
2023-02-24 09:04:43 +0000 UTC
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A little espresso tip and I’ll present you the places you *might* be able to squeeze into, until you can’t keep squeezing any longer? 🥺☕️
2023-02-22 09:01:29 +0000 UTC
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Maybe it was the fear that dawned on me that I cannot bring Tiny Teddies back from here to the U.K., but this does not quite look like me 😂
2023-02-19 09:05:59 +0000 UTC
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Giving my favourite body part a nice fresh tan. Or more likely, giving any window cleaners competition on who can get the wettest.
2023-02-16 09:01:32 +0000 UTC
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Amazingly I have only ever torn one pair of tights whilst working in the shed. Maybe it’s because I’ve been doing so little actual work in here lately 👀🫢
2023-02-14 09:03:20 +0000 UTC
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Trying to act cute as if I didn’t just orgasm whilst keeping a silicon pal wedged down the back of my throat 😇
ALSO on an absolute high today having conquered some silly integral maths thing that’s been keeping me up at night 🥳💪🏻
2023-02-12 09:03:16 +0000 UTC
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Espresso tip for my little pussy? 🥺 $5 tip and I’ll show you where you can squeeze your tip into 😂
2023-02-11 09:03:19 +0000 UTC
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Reckon I can get away with this on the beach?
2023-02-09 09:05:05 +0000 UTC
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Did someone buy me a new lamp fitting for the living room? There was no gift note 🥺
2023-02-07 18:48:04 +0000 UTC
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I’m hoping I distract you enough for you to not notice the terrible decor in here. You should let me use these as a blindfold on you 😎
2023-02-07 09:05:56 +0000 UTC
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Eat it like a juicy orange! 🍊
Check out my neon orange thong 😎
2023-02-05 09:06:47 +0000 UTC
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I am SO GLAD I don’t need to refer to this book constantly so much 🥺🙏🏻 I am grafting like mad!
2023-02-02 08:45:17 +0000 UTC
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I am pretending that my only concerns today are whether to don the necklace or not; rather than my ACTUAL concerns in getting back from the South up to North without incident! Just driving to the shops feels like a white-knuckle ride in itself let alone driving like 200 miles 🥲
2023-01-31 08:59:09 +0000 UTC
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Gold lingerie fiend! 🤩
I’m sure I’ve declared this once before already but if your lingerie isn’t basically see-through, it’s not lingerie, it’s clothes 😎
Comment on this photo and tell me what kinda angle my next post ought to be (or where you wanna get up close to!)! 😄
2023-01-29 08:59:06 +0000 UTC
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Clothed post - sorry, ha! 😝
Just some before-and-after photos of having my first ever spa day (sad, I know 😂)
Including a haunted-looking radio, and an iron mouse from the nearby gallery. Well cute! 🐁
Rude things to resume again!
2023-01-27 20:21:45 +0000 UTC
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My face and presentation when you alert me to the fact I am being treat to, legit -first ever-, spa treatment 🥺 I have never had one and I’m disproportionately anxious. What do I do? Will I be naked? 😂 I feel so so silly that I won’t know what to expect!
2023-01-26 08:59:06 +0000 UTC
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