Have I given you enough room? 🤔
Have I given you enough room? 🤔
2022-11-30 09:02:55 +0000 UTC View Post
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I am pleading for a ghostie to remove this satin 🥺 This was..
I am pleading for a ghostie to remove this satin 🥺 This was at one of the most haunted castles in the world, apparently! The only terror I encountered was chasing out a monolithic sized wasp out of the room; and two red admiral butterflies (not a fan of butterflies; they’re very flappy and unpredictable with where they’re headed 😂). I channeled my inner Gandalf and cradles a giant moth to outdoor safety in my hands too. But oh, the finale of animal-related “what on earth is happening in here?” was when, outside in the dark having fun rummaging through the little graveyard and maze, I decided to want to touch very cold stone so badly I ran over to a part of the castle which had those really slim ancient windows, plunged my hand into it, and awoke a sleeping bat who flew into my face 😭 I screeched! His little furry face was illuminated by my head torch I thought it was a tiny bird at first it all happened so quick! Then I ran into nettles. Any onlooking ghosts probably figured I am too stupid to waste their time in haunting.
2022-11-29 09:02:58 +0000 UTC View PostGood morning 🌻 And how are you going to worship between my t..
Good morning 🌻 And how are you going to worship between my thighs today? Roll my tights down to my knees and smother where this pink nylon thong rests with kisses? Or are you going to lift my legs and pull my tights up to my ankles, and please me assertively? 😇 tell me
2022-11-27 09:02:25 +0000 UTC View PostWish me luck on my drive to Chillingham castle! Hope I haven..
Wish me luck on my drive to Chillingham castle! Hope I haven’t just blinded myself in advance 🌈
2022-11-26 11:06:48 +0000 UTC View PostTrying out some digital polaroid shots 😅 I’m thinking of sw..
Trying out some digital polaroid shots 😅 I’m thinking of switching Play Wednesday to be Play Friday? I feel Friday needs celebrating more now that my woodworking orders have significantly ramped up this month 😂 what do you think? Pussy videos to your inbox on Fridays instead?
2022-11-23 10:55:01 +0000 UTC View PostFancy giving me a hand out of this inadequate safety gear? A..
Fancy giving me a hand out of this inadequate safety gear? All this excess fabric could cause an accident! 😇 Now that I’ve dusted off the heater in the workshop, it’s legitimately warmer in here than in the house 😍
2022-11-22 09:07:50 +0000 UTC View PostSir, in order to qualify for your VIP package, you must atte..
Sir, in order to qualify for your VIP package, you must attend to me at the back of the plane first. ✈️ I am 100% vibing with this cabin crew outfit 😍 I have decided now that I need ALL possible stewardess outfit colours! I’ve spotted a black and gold one which I want - keeping my eye out for a burgundy one, too 😅
2022-11-18 09:02:35 +0000 UTC View PostAnother request to wear their lingerie, done. Sorry it’s SFW..
Another request to wear their lingerie, done. Sorry it’s SFW 😂 Something tells me they probably don’t want me to send them photos in their products with a dildo in my locations and smiling back over my shoulder eh… frigid or what! Ha! 🎄
2022-11-17 09:55:24 +0000 UTC View PostUp early waiting for the coffee to grind for my last espress..
Up early waiting for the coffee to grind for my last espresso before I nip out for a very exciting day at B&Q! I’ve made the foolish solo endeavour to rip up these carpets and replace them with laminate. By myself, with all the heavy furniture I need to miraculously become strong enough to heave about. 🥲 Why have I done this. (I’m not doing the flooring today, mind 😂)
2022-11-15 08:45:13 +0000 UTC View PostStruttin’ in ma green body over here 😎 getting blinded by th..
Struttin’ in ma green body over here 😎 getting blinded by that winter sun! If I disappear for a very long time - blame it on the postman for delivering God of War - send custom video requests to remind me of how hot reality can be too please, so I don’t fall down a fake reality well for eons like I did with Skyrim 😂
2022-11-13 09:03:03 +0000 UTC View PostThe espresso cup is tiny I assure you I am not snoo-snoo siz..
The espresso cup is tiny I assure you I am not snoo-snoo sized! Scroll right for my sun-exposed 🍑!
2022-11-11 08:59:07 +0000 UTC View PostA story in 3 parts. (Scroll right on this post and don’t for..
A story in 3 parts. (Scroll right on this post and don’t forget to scroll right again on the topless pic 😎) - Wow, nice “ladder resist tights!” (Complement not ripping them on video. (Although, apparently not be recording them when I say it 🙄)) - Give it the razzle dazzle pose in the new tights - Get dressed again and realise that, at some point, I have ripped the tights. I have had to walk the rest of the way into town to buy some new tights looking like I’ve had a very satisfying night but like… all I did was play the Black Mirror remake and go to bed early for a play under the heated blankets 😂
2022-11-08 08:59:05 +0000 UTC View PostThey’re a little sawdust-y. You could always bring in a warm..
They’re a little sawdust-y. You could always bring in a warm pan of water, wash them, then give them a little oral attention (if you’re not brave enough to just use your spit to have the sawdust drip away, that is 😜)
2022-11-06 09:03:16 +0000 UTC View PostTights e’ryday! 😎 The only days I haven’t worn tights all t..
Tights e’ryday! 😎 The only days I haven’t worn tights all these past 12 months was when I was camping the other month and it was too hot. If tights were banned there’d be a revolution, man. I’m back in another hotel today - I feel like Alan Partridge where he begins living in one 😂 probably be cheaper than heating up my flat, though!
2022-11-04 08:59:03 +0000 UTC View PostAnother set sent to me to photo but alas I have tipped the l..
Another set sent to me to photo but alas I have tipped the living room upside down so I couldn’t take any in there (maybe I would if they had sent a builder’s outfit 👷🏼♀️). I am confined to the spare room for everything today! 😅
2022-11-03 12:23:05 +0000 UTC View PostI am back on familiar Newcastle soil! Prague was lovely - ki..
I am back on familiar Newcastle soil! Prague was lovely - kinda cold but still sunny 🤩 there were some water rats I got to feed carrots to on a little island and some mega greedy pigeons, too! The travel was worth it just for that! 😂 It is time for blankets and espresso and getting back to your messages today 😌 and annihilating the chocolates I brought back too, heh! ❤️
2022-11-01 10:38:30 +0000 UTC View PostAs health & safety avoidant I seem to be, here is evidence I..
As health & safety avoidant I seem to be, here is evidence I DO occasionally use protection for my eyes - obviously, this is only to gain an equilibrium for how completely unprotected I’m left in this ouvert bodysuit between my thighs 😇
2022-10-30 08:58:06 +0000 UTC View PostGood morning! 🌻 So you like my new H&S-approved workwear? 🐈..
Good morning! 🌻 So you like my new H&S-approved workwear? 🐈⬛ Not really; although I’m absolutely digging how sawdust wipe-free it is! So, maybe actually it may become a workshop resident! So anyway, here is a video of me complaining about how I’ve laid out the workshop temporarily 🤮 I’m not a fan! I figured I hadn’t uploaded any woodworking in AGES! ❤️
2022-10-28 07:59:04 +0000 UTC View PostA small arrangement of silly faces from my new favourite ang..
A small arrangement of silly faces from my new favourite angles from today’s Wednesday Play video that I’ll bombard your inbox with shortly 😂 (the last one where I’m just peeping as you fill me up… 👀😅)
2022-10-26 08:03:20 +0000 UTC View PostYou know when you see a pic of yourself and you’re like “tha..
You know when you see a pic of yourself and you’re like “that looks absolutely nothing like me; who is this usurper” - that’s these pics for me. Please give me a reason to have my legs apart like this 🙏🏻
2022-10-25 07:58:06 +0000 UTC View PostI still think I’m much too clothed 😎
I still think I’m much too clothed 😎
2022-10-23 07:54:51 +0000 UTC View PostI’m in Prague next week for only a handful of days and havin..
I’m in Prague next week for only a handful of days and having a crisis over which lingerie sets to pack 🥲 I only ever pack hand luggage without the big main luggage (mainly cos I am too lazy to wait for the main luggage to go through the people who tags them - and I’m very low maintenance as it’s not like my clothes take up much room is it 😅) Last time I was there I never got to go to the ossuary (am I spelling that right?) and I really wanna - and I wanna go back to that little island with the gigantic water rats and feed them 😝 obviously! Do you have any recommendations where I can scope out? PS - if I were to buy a cat-shaped butter knife can I bring that back in my hand luggage or not, even though it’s a really rounded knife? 😅 I saw it in a shop last time and I have decided I probably can’t survive without it 😂
2022-10-21 07:56:35 +0000 UTC View PostPondering my big mistake 😂; you know when you rearrange a ro..
Pondering my big mistake 😂; you know when you rearrange a room and then completely irrationally DETEST the new layout? That’s what I’ve done to the workshop. 🥲 h be it over now shoved the sawtable down a narrow walkway into the back room of it and I’ve no idea how to get it back out 😅 Ahh well- at least tomorrow is play video Wednesday - I can orgasm away my frustrations of what I have done then I guess 😂
2022-10-18 08:03:21 +0000 UTC View PostGood daaaaaay! 🌻 I am in celebration that this morning I sub..
Good daaaaaay! 🌻 I am in celebration that this morning I submitted my maths assignment - 16 days early! 🤩 Naturally, I have a celebratory wet video for this afternoon but alas - not allowed on here! If you know, you know 😂💦
2022-10-16 08:03:44 +0000 UTC View PostGood morning! 🌈 today is a blanket and maths assignment day ..
Good morning! 🌈 today is a blanket and maths assignment day - what are you going to be doing whilst I lose my mind? Yesterday a monolithic-sized spider ended my workshop building a little shorter than intended. I was going to post a video of it but common sense prevailed and I realised not everyone WANTS to gawp the spider sizes on here 😂 (cheeky thing has been hiding right by my shoulder whilst the lights were off as I was changing the electrics! Probably the WHOLE time! 😬 I’ve never scrambled for a glass so swiftly to throw one outside!)
2022-10-14 08:03:41 +0000 UTC View PostRise and shiiiiine 🌈✨ Today is a MAJOR workshop clearout and..
Rise and shiiiiine 🌈✨ Today is a MAJOR workshop clearout and popping in some more of the ceiling - before I get too cowardly of the cold down there to do any of that 😂 I might also need to have a send-off for my circular saw 😭 I think the motor has gone - it keeps smoking and it’s definitely not the wood that’s burning! Maybe a little $5 tip to keep me alive down there and I’ll show you what’s down here? 🥺
2022-10-11 07:52:56 +0000 UTC View PostSorry guys 😝 here’s some super quick photos I have twin just..
Sorry guys 😝 here’s some super quick photos I have twin just 20 mins ago as I completely forgot I had yet more photos to take for LH to use on their site 😅 I feel like I’m spamming you with their lingerie! I hope my subtle pussy-flash can act as a thanks for having to witness my occasionally quite brazen product shots 😂
2022-10-09 12:49:51 +0000 UTC View PostBehind this foiled fabric is a soft, plump and juicy little ..
Behind this foiled fabric is a soft, plump and juicy little play area waiting for you to use as headrest (face-first, obviously!) 😝
2022-10-09 08:06:16 +0000 UTC View PostThis lingerie set STILL leaves too much to the imagination! ..
This lingerie set STILL leaves too much to the imagination! 👀
2022-10-08 08:04:29 +0000 UTC View Post😂 undignified; but probably a very nice landing spot for you..
😂 undignified; but probably a very nice landing spot for you to stumble into!
2022-10-04 08:02:17 +0000 UTC View Post