Happy Hanukkah ya filthy animals <3 (Technically it starts tomorrow at sundown, but if Christmas people get Christmas Eve, then goddamnit so do I)
In addition to the 50% off sale on 3-month and 6-month subscriptions (click the promotion on my profile!) until the end of Hanukkah (Friday 12/18), I'm offering dick/pussy ratings for interested parties for the rest of December (until midnight PST 12/31).
For a mere $15, you can send me a picture of your willy-wacker and I will send you a 1-2 minute audio describing what I like about your trouser snake and giving it a rating out of X/10 eggplant emojis. For an extra dollar, I will tell you what holiday character your gigglestick most reminds me of.
How to Get It:
1. Send me the cash ahead of time as tip in a private message. (Click "tip" option in a message to me.)
2. Send me two pictures of your dick/pussy: ONE picture that you want me to rate, and another ONE with a piece of paper with your OnlyFans name on it and the day's date written on it so I know it's actually your dick/pussy and not some random genitalia from outer space.
3. Let me know if you want a SEXY rating audio or a SILLY rating audio. Because I will absolutely do either one. Either way, my remarks will be positive and upbeat.
4. I'll send you your rating as soon as it's done!
I 💙 Fridays
Video that goes with the last picture might be available as soon as next week 😜 (My neighbors didn't fuck up my sound this time, muahahaha)
BONUS DROP!!
I'm Blue, but I wanna make you see red 😜🔥
This is my first time self-tying and it was honestly one of the most erotic things I've ever done soooo I took a bunch of videos during this shoot to share with y'all. Look out for them over the next few weeks~~
Let's get this new month started!! I've got lots of good stuff in store for y'all... 😈
From now on, I'll be posting three times a week for sure (Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday), with 1-2 extra little surprise posts throughout the week with videos or new pics not in the Lewd Locker.
Happy Thanksgiving to my cuties in the USA! <3
Had a little fun with some oil~~ (Video has no sound, there were some weird noises going on in the background haha)
Video of me playing with the little toy in the last two pictures will be available as a PPV, so be on the lookout for that offer in your inbox. :P
The kind of girl you can bring home for Thanksgiving--I'll impress the hell out of your parents and then fuck you in the bathroom 😜
One more post today...a special treat from me to you...be on the lookout. 😘
I accidentally dropped the uncensored version of this on Discord once and nearly broke the boys, hehe
Couldn't find the damn thing so I decided to recreate it... How did I do? 😜
Thinking of changing my posting time to be a bit earlier since 7pm PDT seems kinda late.
What do you think, lovely? 💙
Sneaky Edit: Once I have about 15-20 votes one direction or another I'll alter future posts immediately.
Hey guys! Iiiif I were to make a pick-your-price PPV with one minute of me fucking myself with my huge pink "costar" for Thanksgiving, would y'all be interested?
