โจTitle: This is what I used to make my Barbies doโจ
โ ๏ธWARNINGโ ๏ธ
- Please remain seated with your seatbelt fastened.
- Secure all loose articles.
- Stay hydrated. Stay lubricated.
- StacySinner is not responsible for any emotional damages incurred as a result of this film.
We knowwww Bloopers are meant for Mondays but dammit we couldn't wait till next week!!!! ๐คฃ There are no words to describe how random & chaotic this video is so you're just gonna have to watch it for yourself to find out ๐๐ปโโ๏ธ๐ธ
*no dog feelings were hurt during the making of this film*
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"I spy with my little horny eye... 3 Stacy Sinner logos" ๐
To win this giveaway, find the 3 hidden logos, zoom in, take a screenshot of each, and DM us your findings โ๐ป๐
The prize will be privileges for ๐๐๐ ๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ฑ
Have access to us at your fingertips for an entire day. Don't be shy, flirt a little ๐
Clock's ticking! You've got 24 hours โณ
SINNER'S BARBIE BIRTHDAY OFFICIALLY STARTS TOMORROW ๐ฉท๐๐
& of course it wouldn't be a proper birthday without our lovers ๐ We'll have promos, raffles, and giveaways sprinkled throughout the month of July for you!
So put on your best dam Barbie wigs and get your asses ready for a super sparkly, pink, and femme-filled month! ๐คฉ๐ฅณ
Someone please tell us we're not alone in experiencing the pain of learning all your toys have no charge/dead batteries while in the midst of steamy intimacyโ ๏ธ๐ซ We planned a special vacation dedicated to sexy time and, lo and behold, we were unprepared AF ๐คฃ
This blooper leans more towards raw frustration rather than comical moments ๐ & we're gonna share ALL the realest moments with you ๐
So if you've ever been dripping wet, throbbing, yearning for more, only to learn that all your toys are useless, pleaseeeee share your horror story with us ๐
WE HAVE THE BEST NEWS EVER!!!! ๐คฉ
Beautiful's growth is benign!!!!! ๐ฅณ Jfc the heaviest weight has been lifted off our shoulders ๐ฎโ๐จ Saying we're elated for this in-fuckin-credible biopsy result is an understatement โฅ๏ธ All that's left now is to keep our eyes peeled for new rent-free suspicious growths!
SHOUT OUT to the beautiful & supportive individuals that sent loving messages, comments, and gifts for Beautiful ๐๐ผ We received more support than we thought possible and we're extremely grateful for every single bit of it ๐ฅน From the very bottom of our hearts, thank you ๐พ
Now, without further ado, let's get back to our regularly-scheduled programming ๐๐
Lovers โฅ๏ธ This post is meant to serve as an update to elucidate our recent inactivity, because you all deserve nothing less. Warning: unsexy post.
Over the last 4 months, our 9.5-year-old border collie, Beautiful, has had several health issues emerge, requiring many vet visits and several surgeries, with these last 3 weeks having been the hardest on us (mentally, financially, emotionally, physically, & dam near every other way you can think of). We were caught by surprise with everything and, of course, when it rains it fucking pours. As of right now, there are many unknowns until we receive her lab results, but we're hoping for the best ๐๐ผ
As a result, we've been logging on less frequently and Sinner has found it harder to edit and post our newest spicy Pride goodies. We completely understand if these shortcomings have left you feeling unloved by us but that couldn't be further from the truth. We love what we do and we won't be stopping anytime soon! To those who may fall off because of this, no hard feelings, seriously! And for the rest of our lovers, your support and patience are appreciated more than you'll ever know โฅ๏ธ
If you would like to support Beautiful during this not-so-fun time, our wishtender.com/stacysinner has items that Beautiful really loves, like dried cod skin ๐ lol which smells just as awesome as you'd think ๐ฅด and a few options to help us with her CareCredit bills ๐พ and of course, nothing is *ever* expected, we're just happy to have you all here ๐
With infinite love,
Stacy, Sinner, Beautiful, and Puppy Flem
We got a some new faces and we didnโt want them to miss this pride gem from last year ๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐
Who wants a sequel with this years socks? Comment โI wanna sock, sockโ ๐ค and letโs make it happen ๐
Caption brought to you by Stacy, Sinner may change it. ๐
Vintage Makeout video from Pride 2022 ๐ซถ๐ผ
It's crazy to watch this video now and think of how many things have changed in the span of just 1 year ๐ฅน The 2 lovely lesbians in this video have no idea how magical, abhorrent, exciting, offensive, and disarrayed the next 12 months will be. But they'll always know that one thing will never change... & that's Stacy's enormous award-winning tits ๐ซ
Just a quick Pride make-out video to make your weekend better than it already is ๐ We didn't wanna spill *all* the naughty goodies this early duhhhh!