**dear diary** ๐ men shorter than 5'10 are so cute like you ..

**dear diary** ๐ men shorter than 5'10 are so cute like you know what tinkerbell i kinda like you
2024-01-10 23:51:29 +0000 UTC View Post**dear diary** ๐ men shorter than 5'10 are so cute like you know what tinkerbell i kinda like you
2024-01-10 23:51:29 +0000 UTC View Post**dear diary** ๐ does it still count as a "slut era" if i'm just lying in bed watching The Office for the 107386th time
2024-01-10 00:14:25 +0000 UTC View Post**dear diary** ๐ mini skirts are so fun it's like *oops* my ass is out
2024-01-08 23:02:04 +0000 UTC View Post**dear diary** ๐ i have recently discovered that during ovulation week i must chain myself to a tree like a werewolf under a full moon
2024-01-08 01:31:04 +0000 UTC View Post**dear diary** ๐ never arguing with a man with a fat ass again ๐ ๐ผโโ๏ธ whatever you say cake boss
2024-01-07 01:48:57 +0000 UTC View Post**dear diary** ๐ my intrusive thoughts? chronic. but this ass? *iconic.*
2024-01-05 18:00:50 +0000 UTC View Post**dear diary** ๐ what's the point of having a boyfriend if he doesn't moan like a girl ๐
2024-01-04 18:17:01 +0000 UTC View Post**dear diary** ๐ had to get rid of half my bras today cause my boobs are too big should i get a reduction? ๐ค
2024-01-04 01:34:04 +0000 UTC View Post**dear diary** ๐ so there i was, vegemite on my tittiesโ
2024-01-02 17:23:43 +0000 UTC View Post**dear diary** ๐ i can't believe it's been a year since i didn't become a better person tits still bomb tho
2024-01-01 21:03:02 +0000 UTC View PostNew Year's Eve means you have less than 24 hours to confess your love to me or else
2023-12-31 20:04:53 +0000 UTC View Post**dear diary** ๐ i saw the most amazing sunset while cycling today ๐ i am now blind pls send help
2023-12-30 20:46:09 +0000 UTC View Post**dear diary** ๐ they say you should dress for the job you want, not the job you have. ๐ผ ๐ฅผ ๐ฆท๐ชฅ you have 3 cavities
2023-12-29 21:33:13 +0000 UTC View Post# ๐ข **LIVESTREAM ANNOUNCEMENT** โ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธ ห Mark your calendars โฃ๏ธ Iโll be going **LIVE** on ***February 13 @ 6:25pm PST*** to celebrate Australian Valentineโs Day โฃ๏ธ
2023-12-29 05:14:51 +0000 UTC View Post**dear diary** ๐ got mistaken for Steve Irwin again. ๐
2023-12-28 20:25:08 +0000 UTC View Post**dear diary** ๐ Despite the endless horrors, I woke up sexy again. This is starting to be a problem ๐ฎโ๐จ
2023-12-28 01:18:49 +0000 UTC View Post**dear diary** ๐ just cried for 3 hours straight after watching The Office season 7 episode 22 ๐ญ (pic unrelated)
2023-12-27 03:46:26 +0000 UTC View PostMerry Christmas to all my favourite boys ๐๐
2023-12-25 18:01:02 +0000 UTC View PostI've been a good girl aaall year! What presents are you giving me ๐
2023-12-24 16:37:47 +0000 UTC View Postwhat's that Santa? all the good boys need nudes in their stockings? i'm on my way! ๐
2023-12-22 20:22:37 +0000 UTC View Postmirror mirror on the wall... who's the ho ho horniest of them all ๐
2023-12-21 20:19:22 +0000 UTC View PostChristmas is the time to tell people how you feel... like how you feel about my ass! โค
2023-12-20 19:06:23 +0000 UTC View PostSanta said you won't get any presents unless you look at my boobs ๐
2023-12-19 18:41:01 +0000 UTC View Postjust wanna be your favourite gift this year ๐๐
2023-12-18 20:09:02 +0000 UTC View Postwaiting under the Christmas tree for you to unwrap me ๐
2023-12-17 20:11:11 +0000 UTC View Postfor all the good boys who wanted a cowbrero for Christmas ๐ค
2023-12-16 20:14:09 +0000 UTC View PostIt's time to get serious on this platform for once: **cereal is just sweet soup** ๐ฅฃ Prove me wrong
2023-12-14 20:01:02 +0000 UTC View Postwhat's long, thick, and has a great taste ๐
2023-12-13 20:33:01 +0000 UTC View Postwhat do you MEAN you're not getting me a compound bow for Christmas ๐ฅบ
2023-12-12 20:11:56 +0000 UTC View Posthi hi good fuckin morning ๐
2023-12-11 19:53:02 +0000 UTC View Post