

I hate it when you pull your panties to the side
...said no one
...ever.
Okay, okay...I MAAAAY have exaggerated just a LITTLE bit. Actually, pearls are said to attract good luck and wealth. They're symbolic of wisdom gained through experience.
Through experience I have gained the wisdom to understand that I'd have your full attention if I asked you to lick almost anything I placed on or near my pussy, regardless of whether or not it could bring you good luck, wealth or wisdom. Amirite? 😈😉
So I guess the only question now is…You feelin’ lucky?
2022-08-23 14:46:04 +0000 UTC View PostDid you know licking pearls brings good luck?
2022-08-22 23:40:06 +0000 UTC View PostI borrowed Baby Belle’s pearl panties for this photo shoot - do you approve? 😉😈
2022-08-22 20:28:58 +0000 UTC View PostTHE PLAYROOMS: 16 beds in 9 different rooms
Some rooms are more conducive to voyeurism and exhibition while others easily afford privacy if you’re looking to get it on with a single, couple or smaller group without an audience.
The sheets are fresh and clean at the beginning of the event, and additional sets of sheets are provided for refreshing after play sessions. All mattresses are also covered with soak-proof pads.
The largest room has three mattresses pushed together and features an optional music and lighting equipment to add a fun, sensual vibe.
They allowed people to spend the night and the hosts ensured that any rooms being used for this purpose were set up with clean sheets and bedding at the end of the night.
OTHER AMENITIES – sex chair/swing, dance floor with stripper pole
We totally meant to go back and check out that sex swing, but we got distracted and forgot all about it. Next time!
THE FUCKING (Less than we expected): I have to say, we witnessed less fucking at this sex club than we have at any other. BUT it may have been because we were enjoying socializing outside so much that we never really went back up to the playroom level after the initial tour. HOWEVER, we did see people fucking in the pool as well as a dude getting a blowjob from a woman on the dancefloor. Which is always entertaining. And of course, lots of nude and semi-nude people make for a titillating evening regardless of the amount of actual fucking you see or experience.
APPEARANCE OF ATTENDEES
Perceptions about appearance are so subjective that I hesitated to include this section, but I also know that it’s an important factor when evaluating places where you go to get laid, so here ya go!
PERCENTAGE HWP – Around 60 - 70%
BODY TYPE - varied: Ranging from very slender, to athletic, to voluptuous, to slightly overweight)
GENERAL ATTRACTIVENESS (compared to other sex clubs we’ve visited) – 5 or 6/10: This is TOTALLY subjective so take it for what it’s worth! We definitely aren’t talking ripped-bod-Miami-sex-pots, here. But it wasn’t like we were running for the hills, either. Everyone we encountered appeared to take care of themselves and we found several people to be physically attractive. Even more importantly, they were fun and laid back which has a tendency to raise their level of physical attraction in our eyes.
We started in the lifestyle a little over a year ago and have been to several sex clubs since. On more than one occasion we’ve been to a club where we found no one (or nearly no one) sexually attractive. Not to say that there weren’t tons of people getting it on. They just didn’t happen to be our cuppa tea. Interestingly, in our experience the number of hot people in attendance has very little to do with the location. We’ve gone to a couple of clubs more than once and had exact opposite experiences in terms of the crowd-hotness-quotient. It seems to be more contingent on the event, or possibly the day of the week? We haven’t been doing this long enough for a pattern to emerge, but I’ll keep you posted as time goes on!
NUMBER OF ATTENDEES the night we visited – Around 100
This is a guesstimate - we didn’t count, but it was pretty crowded outside despite the fact that the property was large. Not uncomfortably crowded by any means. We’ve been to clubs that were more crowded where we made fewer connections.
ATTENDEES AGE RANGE - 24 – 66 years old
We met and hung out with people in their 20’s, 30’s, 40’s, 50’s and 60’s. The majority of the people we talked to were in their 30’s or 40’s. It’s always surprising and entertaining to me when 24 year olds express an interest in playing with us – that’s younger than half of our children!!! I went into this thinking we’d NEVER even consider playing with anyone in their 20’s. And we’ve held true to rarely ‘liking’ profiles of people in their 20’s…but when you’re meeting people in person age becomes less of a factor. You know everyone present is at least 21 years old, so it really becomes more about who you connect with and who turns you on. Does that make us total sluts? Yeah, probably. We’re totally good with that! Lol
THE ORGANIZERS – 9/10
We met three of the organizers associated with FRIENDS NIGHT OUT, two men and one woman. Both men were very friendly and flirtatious. The woman was more formal and direct in her communication style. Not offensive at all, just not playful. But she was very informative and helpful. The men set a nice, playful tone for the event before we even fully entered the premises.
ALCOHOL AVAILABLE ON PREMISIS – No, it’s BYOB
This Friends Night Out event was BYOB but there were 3 ‘Mixing Stations’ where you could find basic mixers, soda and ice, and easily serve yourself without waiting in line. This may not be consistent with how Max and Eva run the Playhouse when there isn’t a Friends Night Out event. We’ll have to visit again so we can let you know!
MEAL PROVIDED – No
Eat your meal before you come!
REFRESHMENTS PROVIDED – Yes
They had some basic snacks set up on the kitchen counter; some sweets and chips. We assume the hosts were replenishing the snacks throughout the evening because we saw several people munching but there was always more available.
SEXUAL ORIENTATION RULES – hetero couples, lesbian couples, singles allowed: I would have preferred a more inclusive environment. I’m bi, my hubs is straight, and we both feel that no one should be excluded from attendance based upon their sexuality. My hubby isn’t so fragile that he would get offended if a dude hit on him. He’s perfectly capable of telling them he’s not into dudes without being rude or offensive. From the perspective of a bi-girl…I dig girls, but I promise I don’t lose all control when around hot, sexy, naked girls regardless of their sexual orientation. It’s literally effortless to honor the sexuality of women who are straight. And it’s the exact same way for bi/gay guys. And a straight person could just as easily touch without permission as a gay/bi one, at which point they should be thrown out regardless of their sexual orientation. Ok, I’ll get off my soap box.
2022-08-03 21:55:07 +0000 UTC View PostCOUPLES/SINGLES IN ATTENDANCE- (predominantly couples, a few single females, a couple single males): It was predominantly couples, though we did me-et a few single women and two men that appeared to be single. (When we say single, we just mean that they attended the party independently. Some people who attend lifestyle events as ‘singles’ are in open relationships.)
2022-08-03 14:57:02 +0000 UTC View PostGENDER & PARTNERSHIP BASED REGULATIONS – couples & single females always welcome (as long as they’re respectful); single males must apply and be approved in advance: 5/1 couple/single male ratio is enforced at all events with a maximum of 5 single males per event. To be approved, you must be vetted by FNO membership and approved by at least 70% vote.
2022-08-02 22:02:10 +0000 UTC View PostTHE PARKING – Free, very easily accessible
It’s basically their whole huge front yard. The home is located in a secluded area and sheltered by trees. There was plenty of space for parking despite the fact that the event was crowded.
Hmmmm, maybe the costume didn't really need the skirt and pasties after all😈😈😈
TIME OF FRIENDS NIGHT OUT EVENTS – varies by event
The event we attended opened at 8pm and you had to arrive by 10pm or you would not be allowed inside. The event ended at 2am, though we were there among around a dozen other sexy stragglers until nearly 3am. (Not on purpose, we just totally lost track of time…so don’t follow our lead on this, it’s totally not best practice, lol!)
THE ADMISSION DONATION - $60 per couple; paid online or at the door
We have only been to MAX & EVA’S COUPLES PLAYHOUSE once and it was an event hosted by FRIENDS NIGHT OUT. The charge was 60$ for couples. The donation requirement may be different for events that aren’t hosted by outside organizations. Because we love you, we plan to drop in another night to review Couples Playhouse when they’re hosting their own event! *Single males pay a higher admission fee while single females pay less.
THE LOCATION – Near Oswego, Illinois
You don’t receive the actual address until you’re approved and registered for the event. This is intended to help boost privacy and avoid unwanted guests, so I won’t divulge the exact location here. When researching, we saw it identified as being in Oswego, Naperville, Aurora and possibly one other location. So just know it’s in that general area.
Over the next week, I will be sharing a comprehensive review of the FRIENDS NIGHT OUT lifestyle event we attended last weekend at MAX & EVA’S COUPLES PLAYHOUSE. Then I’ll tell you more about our night there from start to finish, you ready?
2022-07-31 14:30:21 +0000 UTC View PostLevel 4: Full on breezy invitation. Kinda like giving out a pervy little gold star to my favorites. lol
2022-07-30 22:43:01 +0000 UTC View PostLevel 3: A nice solid bend to the point that I could feel a little breeze beginning to caress my pussy...
2022-07-30 14:43:01 +0000 UTC View PostOf course, I delved out different levels of flash intensity depending upon how fun and flirtatious the compliment, and of course, how attractive I found the girl. Level 1: My last post (the basic flash)
Level 2: A little higher, a little side boob
If they happened to be in the pool or seated when they complimented us, they got an ass/pussy flash. It just seemed like the right thing to do. 🤷♀️
2022-07-29 15:02:43 +0000 UTC View PostWhenever someone complimented us, I flashed them. Because I like to reward good behavior, too. 😉😈
2022-07-28 21:34:07 +0000 UTC View PostLike my gold star? One of the guys running the event really liked my costume and wanted everyone to know it. It was so sweet, totally made my night. Who doesn't like getting a shiny star??
2022-07-28 14:04:28 +0000 UTC View PostPeople seemed to enjoy the peek-a-boo potential of the holes in the 6's and 9's. I can't imagine why 👼😈 I tried to convince the hubs to wear the 6 on front so I could pull his cock out on a whim...I thought it could be a good way to invite as much lip service as he desired from any hot woman who happened by. But we decided maybe we should save the top-shelf-provocative costumes for at least our 2nd or 3rd visit to an establishment. We had never been to this particular sex club before, so we had no idea what we were walking into.
2022-07-27 22:20:13 +0000 UTC View PostHi there my sexies...so here's a side view of the 'Anything But Clothes' costumes the hubs and I created. One of us was 6, the other 9...representing one of the most amazing sex positions. Except in the moments where we stood on the wrong side of each other, at which point I guess we became two angry lovers refusing to look at each other or even lie face-to-face (96) lol.
2022-07-27 22:15:03 +0000 UTC View PostSoooo, let’s talk about the sex club we visited over the weekend, shall we? The theme was ‘Anything But Clothes’, which we’ve never done before. And we took it super seriously…we were determined NOT to just cover some clothing with objects.
Soooo, we got these huge numbers at a party store along with some suspenders and some party streamers which we draped around our waist for a peek-a-boo kind of impact in the pussy/cock/ass region. (We got two sets of 6’s and 9’s so we’d be 69 from both front and back.) I wore pink fluffy pasties too. No panties or underwear for either of us.
I planned on taking pics for you guys when we changed in the restroom, but we ended up stripping down and putting on our costumes in the parking lot, and it was already dark enough out that we couldn’t get a good pic. We did get someone to take this pic for us when no one was around but it’s under a black light so it’s hard to see. (You aren’t typically allowed to take photos at events like this for obvious reasons).
Maybe Baby Belle and I will throw the costumes back on to take some pics for you!