Ever wonder what it might look like if I straddled your face? No??
Well then this pic can still count for hump day…see those humps down there? You know you want to squeeze ‘em…
If you could just move that over a bit for me? Maybe give me a little kiss?
2022-02-20 20:06:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Soooooo, what do ya think? Is that whole concept kinda sexy to you? Or not so much? Would you have gone through the car wash? Would you have been cool with your wife or significant other indulging? Tell me!
2022-02-20 01:05:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Every single dude ended with an erection. They purposefully aimed the line in the direction of the playroom, so guys could just keep right on walking toward their actual release. The line of dudes was soooooooo long and ever growing. This literally went on for hours, with the enthusiasm of all involved never wavering. They finally had to set an end time, or I swear it would have gone on all night.
2022-02-19 21:45:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Yeah, it’s exactly what it sounds like. A TON of women stood in two lines creating a tunnel across the entire pool would walk through the car wash, while the girls on both sides of them danced, wiggled, rubbed and fondled them. deck. Remember, these women are either completely nude or nearly nude…let’s be real, the GREAT MAJORITY of them were completely nude. Then the dudes…from what I saw, 100% of them were completely nude…
2022-02-19 18:15:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Happy Saturday you sexy sluts!!
2022-02-19 15:30:05 +0000 UTC View Post
I’m pretty sure every guys’ all time favorite pool-side game was ‘car wash’. Any guesses on what that one was all about?
2022-02-19 01:10:05 +0000 UTC View Post
One at a time, a guy would throw the whipped cream across as everyone cheered. These couples were hysterical and so competitive. The girls were throwing themselves out over the water in the hopes of reaching the whipped cream that had been thrown…which, by the way, is really light and difficult to throw all the way across the pool. The winning shot was pretty darn epic. The woman shot herself out over the pool so fast that we couldn’t really tell if the whipped cream went in her mouth or just on her face, then her head popped back out of the water and she opened her mouth wide so we could all see it was filled with whipped cream. Of course the crowd erupted with cheers just before someone pushed her hubby into the pool with her. It was really fun to watch!
2022-02-18 21:42:04 +0000 UTC View Post
In another game, a bunch of nude women were lined up at the edge of one side of the pool while their partners were positioned on the opposite side of the pool across from them. The guys were each given a wad of whipped cream to throw across the pool to their significant other. The job of the women was to catch the whipped cream in their mouths without touching it with their hands. If a couple completely missed, they were out. Whichever couple got the most consecutive wads of whipped cream in her mouth would win…yes, ANOTHER LIFESTYLE VACATION.
2022-02-18 18:10:08 +0000 UTC View Post
Good morning, my loves...you up for hearing about more games today? Maybe you could throw a couple of them into the ol' spank bank?
2022-02-18 15:01:24 +0000 UTC View Post
When the game actually started, the host would shout out a number and any couple that got into the correctly corresponding sexual position got to stay in the game. As humans, the visual markers that a woman is turned on aren’t as obvious and evident as it is when guys are turned on. But I’m telling you, most of those guys were totally ready to go. A girl actually joined one of the couples that was competing, so each pose they did was a three-way…you guys know how totally boring I find that to be. Haha. We REALLY wished that we had gotten down there in time to play this game. We totally would have won. My hubby is a genius with numbers and with thinking fast. AND the prize was a freaking week long vacation at a lifestyle club. WTF!!!! How did we miss that opportunity!!!
Would you have volunteered to play this game in the nude in front of a huge crowd of horny naked people?
One day we got to watch a couple dozen naked or nearly naked couples competing in a sex position game. We stumbled upon it after it had already begun. To set the game up, the host went through a dozen different sex positions and gave each position a number, then he had all couples act out each sexual position. Yes, nude and nearly nude people were simulating sex acts outside of the playrooms for our entertainment. Sounds pretty boring, right?? Lol
2022-02-17 23:31:29 +0000 UTC View Post
Lots of ‘Lifestyle’ and ‘Clothing Optional’ travel agencies got to send representation to promote for upcoming vacation opportunities. One of the ways they got their name out there was by hosting ‘pool parties’, which essentially meant that they provided the poolside entertainment for the afternoon. Some would provide music and dancing, others poolside games. Needless to say, there was never a dull moment. As if all the nudity and sex wasn’t enough to keep me coming back for more! lol
2022-02-17 20:41:10 +0000 UTC View Post
Happy Thursday my sexies…ready to hear about some of the sexy poolside games on the ship?
2022-02-17 18:32:34 +0000 UTC View Post
Or should I just go straight to rubbing your ‘head’? 😈. Your choice, my love…
2022-02-14 19:14:50 +0000 UTC View Post
Maybe I’ll give you a little head rub when you get home from work today, just to relax you while we wait for dinner to get done cooking…
2022-02-14 19:13:30 +0000 UTC View Post
Remember the days of the Super Bowl Shuffle? That was back when I felt like I ‘knew’ everyone on the team.
2022-02-14 00:21:23 +0000 UTC View Post
OOPS Risky Sex In The News
CUSTOM DILDOES
One guy poured concrete in his own ass in an attempt to make a custom dildo that would perfectly fit his ass. Doctors had to chisel the concrete out of his rectum. Sounds pretty uncomfortable, huh?
You CAN actually create custom dildoes...it's a pretty fun concept. Maybe I'll do that for a post sometime...ohhh, or maybe fans could send me their custom cocks to masturbate with...hmmmm, something to think about!
If you're into creating a mold of your cock (why wouldn't you be??), DO NOT pour concrete into ANY bodily orifice. Use a kit, like clone-a-willie!
I don’t even really remember how it all ended, but at some point we all ended up naked out on their balcony for a night cap and some casual post-coital flirting. We discovered that 'J' is a pediatrician, which reminds me...sooo many of the people we met on this cruise were very well educated with highly reputable occupations. I love the whole sexy/smart combo...I totally have a thing for nerds. Anyway, the guy asked a couple of times to fondle my tits (at that point we were all pretty comfortable together, and I knew he’d be chill if I didn’t want him to, but I figured ‘why not?’ lol). We said our goodbye’s and practically ran down the hallway to our own room, where we both giggled and marveled over the fact that my hubby had just fucked someone else’s wife while I went down on both of them, and we had just engaged in multiple sessions of group sex. We were absolutely giddy. We ended up fucking again before falling into a deep and blissful sleep.
2022-02-12 00:44:44 +0000 UTC View Post
We repositioned ourselves so ‘J’ could go down on me again for a bit before she rolled over to her back at which point my hubby was on top of her. The perfect opportunity for me to go down on her while he fucked her, while intermittently getting to blow my hubby too. At some point my hubby moved and I transitioned to my knees on the floor in between J’s legs. I went down on her while my hubby fucked me from behind, then I invited him to join me in going down on her.
2022-02-11 21:31:07 +0000 UTC View Post
I looked over and my hubby was behind her with one hand on her waist as he slid his cock into her. So I had my hubby fucking 'J' from behind on the side of the bed, while her husband fucked 'E' from behind at the bottom of the bed. Both girls heads were positioned near me so we were making out and fondling each other. The guy was caressing my inner thigh as he fucked ‘E’, edging up toward my pussy but never actually touching it.
We had already discussed our boundaries with them so they knew I was there for the girls. His touching was very respectful and I never felt that he was going to break our boundaries or take more than what was offered.
Yes, it's me again...and yes, I'd be happy to climb on top of you to wake you up every morning.
2022-02-11 15:02:26 +0000 UTC View Post
'J' then decided she wanted to use her vibrator on me, but she couldn’t find it. My hubby started to help her look while I made out with 'E' who was still getting fucked by the dude. While they were looking for the vibrator, 'J' asked my hubby if I would be ok with him fucking her. He told her that I’d be into it, so she climbed over to me on the bed and whispered, ‘Your hubby is about to fuck me’…which I have to say, was soooo fucking hot.
2022-02-11 00:37:57 +0000 UTC View Post
We both dropped our towels and I crawled onto the bed and started making out with 'E' who was lying on her stomach while the guy fucked her from behind. 'J' started going down on me while my hubby ran his hands up my body as he crawled up onto the bed next to my head and I happily took his cock into my mouth. My hubby told me later that both 'E' and the guy seemed to be entranced while watching me blow him. My hubby bent over and made out with 'E' while I was blowing him and 'J' was going down on me.
2022-02-10 21:37:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Their room happened to be on our floor, not far away. We both took a quick shower and freshened up, then wrapped ourselves in towels and headed over there. 'E' was there (the girl that worked for a lifestyle travel agency...she was essentially one of the hot girls that was hired to draw people in) along with a couple (Asian woman and white man). The Asian woman (we’ll call her ‘J’) answered the door nude and welcomed us into their suite. Her husband was already fucking ‘E’ on the bed as we walked in. We were like, okaaay, I guess it’s go-time! Lol
2022-02-10 18:09:11 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey you...wake up! I want to play 😈
2022-02-10 15:02:28 +0000 UTC View Post
Unbeknownst to me, our mattress was drawing a crowd. Like I said, I was a bit lost in the moment. I don’t think the hot little Latina girl was really into full on group sex, because she kissed me and told me how good I tasted, then told my hubby the same thing before excusing herself. She was super sweet and sexy about it - it didn’t even occur to me that this was her way of excusing herself. (I watched for her for the remainder of the cruise with the intention of inviting them back to our room for some private playtime, but never saw them again). By that time, hands and mouths were everywhere. ‘E’ had transitioned into going down on me while I was blowing my hubby. Multiple people had come over to our mattress and the mattresses on either side of us. Couples were fucking around us while fondling whom ever was around them. At some point the people who were managing the playroom came over and told us the playroom was closing. One of the girls we were with invited us to me-et back at their room…there were three of them ('E', a guy and a girl) and two of us. We enthusiastically accepted the invite and rushed back to our room to clean up a bit before heading over there.
2022-02-10 00:55:06 +0000 UTC View Post
A girl (we’ll call her ‘E’) who actually worked as a sort of show girl for one of the lifestyle travel agencies was the first to join us on our mattress. My husband told me later that she had been fucking a guy and girl a couple of mattresses away, but had been eye-balling us from the moment I took off my dress. She ended up coming over and laying on our mattress…he said it appeared initially that she just wanted a front row seat. The guy and girl she was with followed her over. She then started fondling my tits and making out with me as the other girl went down on me. My hubby and the guy and girl that 'E' was with started doing the same.
2022-02-09 21:46:57 +0000 UTC View Post
Now where were we?? She turned me around and nudged me onto the mattress so she could go down on me…at which point I had pretty much fully surrendered myself to the experience. She was on her knees in between our mattress and the one next to it, I was lying on the mattress with my legs spread, my hubby was next to her and just slightly behind her (sitting on the edge of the mattress next to ours) which he said gave him the perfect view, her hubby was next to me on our mattress. Other people started coming over to our mattress, first to watch, then to join. At the time, I wasn't really noticing or paying attention to that, I was too into the moment.
2022-02-09 18:01:20 +0000 UTC View Post