In honor of LEARN YOUR NAME IN MORSE CODE Day, I think you should tap out your name, her name or a sexy phrase in morse code around your sexy lovers' pussy. You DO know that gentle tapping around the labia and clit feels glorious to women (especially as a warm up to oral), right?
I'll make it easy for you...here's the link to a morse code translator...now get out there and stimulate, you creatively bi-lingual sex god!
Protective gear is important while cooking nude…grease splatter is a real safety hazard…I know at least one of you knows what I’m talking about. You know who you are!! 😉
But before hitting the kitchen with Baby Belle, a quick little vid. One of you sexy studs suggested filming a little something every day to get more comfortable in front of the camera…Brilliant!
Happy Sunday, my sexies. I'm watching 'The Great' right now...lots of implied sex, a tiny bit of nudity, but still really entertaining. Anyone else watching it?
I guess the surge in sick horniness may have had something to do with the pussy I was teasing his mouth and cock with....one can only take so much teasing before they simply. must. cum.
So from my hands-on research on the topic last night (the topic being sick-sex: as in hubs-is-sick-and-I'm-sick-but-it-was-our-anniversary-and-I-wasn't-too-keen-on-passing-on-sex-whether-I-was-horny-or-not), seeing tits from this position puts even a sick, exhausted man in the mood.
I'm gonna be honest...seeing tits from this angle...or a cock or pussy from this angle gets me every time too.
I'm trying to decide how to play this tonight...if you were sick and exhausted and I showed you this, would it make you feel better...or would it feel like too much? I mean, all you'd have to do is sit back and relax...
Today is my 15th anniversary...yaaayyy!!! We won't be going out to celebrate because of the our lingering guest, Mr. COVID, but I'm saving what little energy I have for some sexy time later.
How should I spoil my hubby tonight? What would you want me to do if I were YOUR wife? Don't be shy...tell me, maybe I'll like your ideas...and if I do, I probably won't be able to help but think of you while I'm pleasuring him later...
SEXY TERMS YOU SHOULD KNOW! Have you ever considered dipping your toes in ‘the lifestyle’? Let me prepare you with some basic terms you’ll want to know, so you’ll feel like a seasoned pro walking in for the first time!
MONOGAMY Sexual engagement with only your significant other. But hey, maybe you just enjoy watching others have sex in person? Or having sex with your partner while next to other people who are also having sex. You CAN actually be both monogamous AND involved in the lifestyle, although it is admittedly more rare.
ETHICAL NON-MONOGAMY (ENM) Engagement in sexual relationships with people other than your significant other with the enthusiastic consent of all involved. (AKA: Consensual Non-Monogamy)
POLYAMORY Engagement in multiple romantic (and typically sexual) relationships, with the enthusiastic consent of all the people involved
I SHOWED YOU MINE, NOW YOU TELL ME YOURS!! Don't worry, your responses are anonymous. No one but me can see how you respond, so go ahead and do it! Feed my curiosity!!
We did manage to get a little holiday photo shoot in before our home was invaded with illness, so I wanted to post a couple of the pics rather than tossing them all. Hope you're not too sick of the holidays to enjoy them!
Had a bit of a scare (under statement of the century) when the hubs had a severe COVID reaction. Did you even know COVID could cause late stage Parkinsons symptoms?? We sure didn't. It's rare, and scary as fuck. We're vaxed and boosted and we still got hit hard...so take care of yourselves, my babes. All the sexy stuff is way less possible (and dare I say, even less desirable *gasp!!*) when you're caught in the grips of a severe bout of COVID.
Hiiii sexies! I'm trying to pull myself out of this COVID exhaustion and fog today to get back on track with the fun of living life!! And you guys are a big part of that for me, so I'm really happy to be here!
This nipple isn't going to lick itself. And you've got some giving to catch up on. If you ask me, it's a win-win situation we've got on our hands here...
Don't worry, I'm going to get back to the sex cruise diary soon! We're just gonna take a quick little holiday-sex-fact-intermission first...
Sooooo, according to the sex toy company Adam & Eve, women are having 5 times more orgasms around the winter holidays...Now THIS is the kind of news I LOVE to hear! You guys are clearly approaching the spirit of giving with a respectable level of enthusiasm! Bravo!
DAY 3 – POST 10 We hung out by the pool for longer than we should have, just enjoying the view. Just as we were getting ready to head up to the room to get ready for dinner, a couple walked by and the guy immediately came over and sat on my lounge chair with me. They acted like we were old friends and I practically believed them, they were so high energy and easy to talk to. They had both already put on their bathing suits to head back to their room, but we were still sitting there in all our glory…and oddly, it didn’t seem odd at all. I had my knees pulled up when the guy sat down and he wrapped he was leaning on my legs with his arm wrapped around my thighs like it was no big deal. And it felt like no big deal…despite my nudity and the fact that we barely knew their names. We all agreed to watch for each other later, he kissed me – she kissed me & my hubs and we were all off to our rooms to get ready for dinner. Where else can you have titillating little experiences like that besides on a lifestyle vacation???
DAY 3 – POST 9 We encountered the female portion of that couple again in the hot tub much later in the day. Her hubby wasn’t in there with her, and she was in between two men who were clearly enjoying her company. The hot tub was huge (maybe 30 person capacity?). Immediately when she saw us entering the hot tub, she said, ‘Heeey, these are my people!’ and slid out from in between them to come sit with us. She was looking for an easy escape and we were happy to buffer for her. She laughed and said under her breath, ‘I’m so glad you’re here, I don’t know what I’m doing with all of this!’ It sounded like she was having fun flirting but still wasn’t interested in being sexual with anyone other than her hubby…which is totally and completely fine. This cruise isn’t ONLY for swingers or people in the lifestyle. Some people are just there to enjoy the sexy atmosphere, which is pretty fucking hot in and of itself!
DAY 3 – POST 8 After the Ladies Only Me-et & Greet, we stripped down and hung out alternately in the pool and hot tub. It’s so titillating to be in the pool while talking to horny naked people sitting on the edge of the pool. We met a couple in the pool in which the guy had booked the trip without telling his wife that it was a sex cruise…he sprung that on her shortly before they were to take off on the trip. She seemed to be taking it in stride. She was in her full bikini though, so she was obviously still warming up.
DAY 3 – POST 7 During the Ladies Only Playtime that followed the Me-et & Greet (in a different location), they brought in some of the toys that had been shared during the Me-et and Greet for people to try out. There was one woman there who had talked about seriously struggling to orgasm (in general, not just on the cruise). Several women had gathered around her to pleasure her, and when she did finally cum the whole room erupted in cheers.
Thoughts on that whole scenario…hot? So-so? …or not so hot?
DAY 3 – POST 6 By the time we got to the Me-et and Greet, most of the seats were taken. It was a formal room with round tables and large comfy chairs. We were able to find a table at the back of the room, and 6 other ladies joined us over the next few minutes. We all shared our stories of what brought us to the lifestyle and the fun we’d been having on the cruise so far. There were varying ages, body types and personalities in the room. Sex toys were being passed around and promoted and people were encouraged to go to the playroom for ‘Ladies Only Playtime’ for a couple of hours after the Me-et and Greet. The ladies at our table and I all parted ways with kisses and hugs to mingle with the rest of the room. As the Me-et & Greet was called to a close, it was hysterical to see all the hubby’s anxiously waiting outside for their partners.
