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Large and in charge with added face 😈🍆😉

2022-05-19 16:28:03 +0000 UTC View Post

I may have just used my detective skills to find out the nam..

I may have just used my detective skills to find out the name of a hot estate agent I saw outside a property earlier. His company car had the name of his agency on it so I looked him up 😂 I'm starting to think I have too much spare time on my hands 🙈

2022-05-18 17:50:40 +0000 UTC View Post

I'm reading the best book at the moment, IMHO! (In between m..

I'm reading the best book at the moment, IMHO! (In between my day job and masturbating). The Violence, by Delilah S. Dawson. Would highly recommend!!! And if reading's not your thing- here's your daily dose of big dick 🍆😈😜

2022-05-17 19:16:42 +0000 UTC View Post

Just heard N-dubz are reuniting for a UK tour 🙌😂. I hope Dap..

Just heard N-dubz are reuniting for a UK tour 🙌😂. I hope Dappy releases more nudes to promote the comeback. It worked for Chris Brown 😈🍆

2022-05-16 18:59:04 +0000 UTC View Post

Happy horny Sunday 😈🍆☺️

2022-05-15 20:14:15 +0000 UTC View Post

Eurovision cumshots 🇪🇺🇬🇧💦 P.s. I love that they obviously c..

Eurovision cumshots 🇪🇺🇬🇧💦 P.s. I love that they obviously couldn't find any French speaking Italian celebrities so they had to drag Mika in 😭🤣

2022-05-14 19:15:50 +0000 UTC View Post

Friday night cum with a side of face. Bon appetite 😆💦

2022-05-13 20:40:16 +0000 UTC View Post

Own up: Who else is going to be watching the 2nd Eurovision ..

Own up: Who else is going to be watching the 2nd Eurovision semi final tonight at 8pm? 🙋🏼‍♂️ I've always been a huge fan, and I feel absolutely zero shame in it 🤪🤣

2022-05-12 16:43:44 +0000 UTC View Post

🚨 Public service announcement for my fellow big cock lovers ..

🚨 Public service announcement for my fellow big cock lovers - Have you all seen the Grey's Anatomy actor Jesse Williams' nudes that have leaked from his Broadway show? - What a beautiful, hung hunk 💪🏼🍆😈🚨

2022-05-11 17:47:51 +0000 UTC View Post

My wanking inspiration for today was an absolute hunk of a m..

My wanking inspiration for today was an absolute hunk of a man in uniform I saw on my walk through town. I'm not sure what an Enforcement Officer even is but regardless, I had to resist the urge to approach him and ask for him to enforce me 😈😍

2022-05-10 16:06:13 +0000 UTC View Post

This Monday was a very Monday-ish Monday wasn't it 🤦‍♂️😂. ..

This Monday was a very Monday-ish Monday wasn't it 🤦‍♂️😂. Here's some dick to make this day a bit better 😈🍆

2022-05-09 18:38:29 +0000 UTC View Post

I keep getting asked what it looks like floppy and I always ..

I keep getting asked what it looks like floppy and I always fail to document it because as soon as I go to record I usually get an erection 😂. But here you are for those who were wondering 😁

2022-05-08 20:02:30 +0000 UTC View Post

So, the new fridge freezer arrived and the deliveryman were ..

So, the new fridge freezer arrived and the deliveryman were not hot 🤣. But, more importantly: they were really nice 😁. And they refunded my £35 installation fee, saying Currys had conned me. Apparently installation of a fridge is literally plugging it into the mains 😱 who knew 🙄. Probably everyone except me admittedly 🤣.

2022-05-07 12:46:57 +0000 UTC View Post

Fri yay 😃 💦💦💦💦💦

2022-05-06 10:29:15 +0000 UTC View Post

Woohoo, tomorrow's the day my new fridge arrives 🥳 (the last..

Woohoo, tomorrow's the day my new fridge arrives 🥳 (the last one died a death, r.i.p ☠️). Fingers crossed the delivery men are hot as hell 🔥. Stay tuned until tomorrow folks for my verdict 😂 I'll be giving a rating out of 10

2022-05-05 19:57:04 +0000 UTC View Post

🚨 Precum Central! 🚨 Also, I think I might've already said t..

🚨 Precum Central! 🚨 Also, I think I might've already said this once before but it occurred to me again when I wa flicking through channels just now - how hot is Imran (Charlie de Melo) on Coronation Street? 🥵 I wanna cum in his beard so bad! 💦😈

2022-05-04 19:57:23 +0000 UTC View Post

More fun with the third leg while making a mockery of workin..

More fun with the third leg while making a mockery of working from home 😝. Roll on Friday 😎

2022-05-03 19:50:36 +0000 UTC View Post

Can I interest anyone in a lazy/posh wank with a cumshot int..

Can I interest anyone in a lazy/posh wank with a cumshot into a condom? 🙋‍♂️ 💦💦💦💦💦💦

2022-05-02 15:43:16 +0000 UTC View Post

I do love that "growlergate" and "ginger growler" were trend..

I do love that "growlergate" and "ginger growler" were trending on Twitter in the UK today 😂🤣. I know it was designed to smear Angelina Raynor but I think she's just fab. I'm team Ange all the way 👊❤️

2022-05-01 19:13:32 +0000 UTC View Post

Happy Saturday lovely people! 😀 Did you all see that Angel..

Happy Saturday lovely people! 😀 Did you all see that Angelina Jolie made an appearance in Lviv (Ukraine) today to sign autographs for refugees? 😱 Personally, I'm as gay as the day is long but I can still appreciate true beauty when I see it 😍, Ange is absolutely flawless isn't she!

2022-04-30 18:06:24 +0000 UTC View Post

Have a fantastic bank holiday weekend if you're also in the ..

Have a fantastic bank holiday weekend if you're also in the UK, lovely people 👊❤️. Also, how lovely is the weather right now? ☀️😎 Or it is where I am anyway. It's shaping up to be a good one 🥳🎉. Enjoy the copious amount of precum and then actual cum. 💦💦💦💦💦

2022-04-29 17:22:58 +0000 UTC View Post

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