

accidentally started a house fire trying to make eggs, but at least i looked good doing it 😇
2025-05-03 16:12:05 +0000 UTC View Postaccidentally looked good this morning, still managed to spill coffee down my chest tho… balance!
accidentally looked too good in this selfie, so now you’re stuck thinking about me…sry not sry 😘
2025-05-01 18:11:04 +0000 UTC View Posti accidentally made eye contact with myself in the mirror while shirtless, and ngl… i blushed
2025-04-30 17:00:41 +0000 UTC View Postfound this pic from like 3 weeks ago. no clue what i was thinking but i look good so whatever 😮💨
2025-04-29 16:34:48 +0000 UTC View Posti look like a sad playlist and a half-charged phonee charger
2025-04-27 16:51:11 +0000 UTC View Postlike this if u miss thotty toddy 🙈
2025-04-27 00:06:06 +0000 UTC View Postnot sure if i look hot or haunted in this but here you go.
2025-04-25 20:17:06 +0000 UTC View Posti look like i overthink texts but send nudes with no warning
2025-04-23 17:02:31 +0000 UTC View PostI’M FEEELING FREAKKKYYYYY. MEEEET ME IN THE DM’S!!!!
2025-04-20 00:06:05 +0000 UTC View Postlike this post if you like erewhon smoothies i won’t judge you
2025-04-19 17:30:07 +0000 UTC View Postdm me “🔞” for some free nudez!!!!
2025-04-19 00:00:31 +0000 UTC View Postyes i sleep like this. no i won’t stop. 😏
2025-04-15 14:01:00 +0000 UTC View Postnot to be dramatic but i literally just laid on the couch…and i can’t get up. helppppp
2025-04-15 00:02:42 +0000 UTC View Postjust know i’m laying down rn and probably ignoring 12 responsibilities
2025-04-14 01:00:22 +0000 UTC View Postyou ever clean your room, sit in silence for 3 minutes, and then suddenly spiral?
yeah same. happy saturday 😌
WHO'S CELEBRATING WITH ME TONIGHTTTT🤪🤪🤪
2025-04-12 00:00:33 +0000 UTC View Posti’m not saying i’m the problem BUTTT i am shirtless in a towel right now so maybe i’m the solution 🤷♂️🧼
2025-04-10 00:01:52 +0000 UTC View Postif i disappeared into the mountains with no phonee and only snacks…how long before you came looking for me? (answer wisely. i might already be halfway there.)
2025-04-08 00:41:49 +0000 UTC View Post