**The Happy Endings Playbook MENS** page is ***ONLY for MEN***...And likewise, the WOMEN'S page is ***ONLY for women!!!!***
I want your sexy ladies to feel comfortable actually joining and openly engaging on the women's page, so 🅿🅻🅴🅰🆂🅴 honor this boundary! If you're losing your mind with curiosity, you could create a new OF account for your female significant other or your female friend with benefits, and maybe they'll let you take a peek. (OF allows one person to create more than one OF account, so this is actually a totally doable option).
I briefly launched Happy Endings Playbook last year before realizing that my energy level hadn't recovered from COVID enough to manage much of anything. BUT I did learn a little something through that soft launch...
You boys are 🆃🅴🆁🆁🅸🅱🅻🅴, just 🆃🅴🆁🆁🅸🅱🅻🅴 at following the rules The MAJORITY of the subs on the WOMEN's page were MEN
Honestly, don't you LIKE the idea of your significant other being able to SURPRISE you with the intimacy challenges I'm cooking up over there??? There's really nothing new over there for you to see anyway, so just stick with the guys' page 'k? 'k!
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TODAY'S CHALLENGE is all about EDGING. JUST edging...NO cumming...
WHAT'S YOUR PNR? In order to edge well, you need to know your particular Point of No Return (PNR). You know what I'm talking about, that moment where it doesn't matter whether or not the stimulation continues because you're going over the edge to orgasmic bliss either way...
If you've never paid attention before, it's time to start! You may notice that your breathing intensifies, your movements become more rhythmic and consistent, your face may flush, you may be hyper-focused on the sensations throbbing through your cock.
It's at this moment JUST before you fall uncontrollably over the edge, that you want to stop all stimulation until that sizzling energy subsides just a bit.
If you're experienced at edging, do it 2 or 3 times today...and then STOP. For realz. NO ORGASM TODAY. If you're new to edging, just once may be enough to give you a little taste and leave you wanting more...but NO ORGASM FOR YOU TODAY EITHER!
You'll thank me tomorrow when you have an AMAZING ;O' that's STRONGER and LASTS LONGER than usual. PLUS, you'll probably be a bit hornier than usual tomorrow...just chomping' at the bit to get home and get that Big O!
**Over on @happyendingsplaybook-m I'll be posting a little vid of topless me chatting with Prescott about edging and avoiding blueballs and all that fun stuff.**
Good morning sexy babes, hope you had a spicy weekend! I've been recovering from getting my 2nd shingles shot late Friday afternoon. We got our first set last November and had to wait a little longer for the 2nd because of all the long COVID stuff. I've been more than a bit wiped out this time around (last time I really didn't have much of a reaction that I remember, so I'm a little surprised and disappointed).
BUT I'm REALLY looking forward to kicking off Masturbation May with a bang tomorrow!
Good morning my sexy babes…have you started warming up for Masturbation Month yet??? Or maybe you should rest up 😉😈!! I’m gonna work you out haaaard throughout May. Consider yourself warned!!!!
I got THE BEST advice from HoneyBunnyBA at Exxxotica. (Total fucking vixen, by the way, check her out!!) We were chatting about how challenging it has become for adult creators to keep their social accounts in good standing...particularly IG and Twitter. I told her my theory that some of the people who are impersonating me are also targeting my real accounts. She said that's why you never go after the impersonators on your own. You always let your fans take care of that for you. As a creator, you never mention the impersonators by name publicly. FUCKING BRILLIANT!!
Soooo, I'm counting on you guys! When you see an account that is impersonating me, I would LOVE it if you would pop over here and confirm it's really not me, then click the twitter or IG link on their page to report their account as a fraud. Twitter and IG will ask you if the account is impersonating you or someone you know, obviously you'll click 'someone I know'.
I know a handful of you rock stars already reliably let me know when new impersonators pop up and sometimes even report the accounts (THANKS SO MUCH YOU SEXY THINGS), but maaaaannnn it really takes an army to catch all these people who are stealing and selling content under different names!
Wait, WHAT??? It's Friday and you STILL don't have any fun plans for the weekend?? Not acceptable!! Find something fun to do!! There MUST be a decent strip club you can visit if nothing else!! Do it!! Then come back and tell me about it!
Did I mention that I met Nikki Dial at Exxxotica? If you're my age or near it, you probably know exactly who Nikki Dial is...for all you you-ng studs & chics, she was one of the HOTTEST porn stars in the 90's.
Absolute. Fucking. LEGEND!!
And I am here to tell you, Nikki Dial doesn't look a day over 30. I'm so not joking. She's still an absolute bombshell and the sweetest thing EVER. I'm pretty sure my hubs was ready to pick her tiny, sexy self up and take her home with us.
If you want to see her assets in action, check out *Sex* or *Things Change* - those were her two favorites.
Just in case you were wondering (you know I was!!) she's been with women in films but not in her personal life. Let's just hope she feels inspired to test the waters sometime in real life. If so, I'll be the one in the front row jumping up and down with my hands in the air shouting 'Pick me!!! Pick me!!!!'
I think this would have been a hot pic if the camera hadn't been in some weird portrait mode, so I'm sharing it with you anyway. Don't worry, I'll follow up with something nice and juicy and clear, so in the end nothing will be left to your imagination. WINK WINK
I can’t believe it’s almost Friday!! I guess it’s time to start thinking about weekend plans…Anything fun going on?! I mean, it would be pretty tough to top Exxxotica...but give it a shot...let's hear it!!
As The Stallion Male Review steamfest was coming to a close, we started to wander off to the next exciting adventure. A couple of minutes later one of the dancers came running up behind us and tapped me on the shoulder. He handed me one of their cards and said, 'This one's just for you. We specifically wanted you to have it.' Then he jogged back over to the stage.
Now I'm no idiot, I know that's what they say to aaalll the girls. Which is why I'm typically not super moved by these types of overtures. BUT I have to admit, in this particular situation it was a pretty freaking brilliant way to grab my attention and it certainly had me wandering back over there for more of those hunky hunks.
I met quite a few creator/performer/porn dudes at Exxxotica, but of course the group that caught and kept my attention most deliciously was the Stallion Male Review 🥵🔥🔥🔥 We were taking a little breather and having a snack when I heard the show start. (I didn't know at the time WHAT show was starting, but I could hear and feel the energy in the room beginning to expand.). We were actually sharing a table with a local boy-toy who is considering starting his own OF page, which I was enjoying.
But eventually my curiosity got the best of me, so I had my new friend scan my virtual business card so he could contact me if he ends up going for it on OF, then I grabbed Prescott's hand and told him we needed to go see what all the noise was about. Which was a brilliant move on my part, because these guys were sooo freakin' 🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️ and entertaining!! They were pulling girls up on stage, lifting them up to their shoulders (of course with the ladies pussies right in their face, not the other way around), grinding with them and on them. The way they moved was so seductive and entrancing. Maaaan were they getting the ladies aaaaallll worked up!
Ever wonder what two people who just snuck off to have sex in the restroom at a gig look like? Weeeelll, here ya have it. 😈 We THOUGHT we filmed it for you last Saturday night but in our rush to slam it out with a big crowd of people just outside the door, we somehow stopped the recording as we fumbled around to prop the phone up 😬 SOOOORRY BABES!
I had been over chatting with the organizer of the event and as I wandered back to our group, I heard a loud whistle over the crowd. My hubs (the whistly-cat-calling culprit) was standing by the men’s restroom and just sort of raised his eyebrow and nodded his head at the restroom door. I was like, YEEEEESSSSSS SIR, I’m soooo totally in! 🎉🥵
So I navigated my way through a group of girls and their dirty looks (I think they may have thought my hubby was whistling at them? Bad boy!! Or maybe they don’t approve of restroom romps? 🤷♀️😜) Regardless, I just smiled and waved as I excitedly squeezed past them to get me sum 😈😈😈
We decided to go to Exxxotica sorta last minute and I didn't have any business cards, so I created a digital card that I could easily share with people from my phone. BUT of course my freakin' phone died halfway through the night. So we were headed out to the car to charge it for a bit when Prescott stopped abruptly and said, 'Hey, that's Stormy Daniels'. She was speed walking into the show surrounded by her handlers. So OF COURSE we turned around and followed them, because efff my virtual business card!! That could wait a few minutes! I wanted to get a pic with Stormy before the line got too long.
We super stalked them over to their booth (we already knew where it was, we had been watching for her all night). As we walked, we kept hearing other people say, 'I think that's Stormy Daniels' as they fell in step behind us.
We tried to look cool, just kinda hangin' out by her booth as she and her team set things up. But I was the 3rd person in line as soon as she started taking pics with people. (You had to pay to take a pic with anyone on your own phone...and since Stormy is a historical figure at this point, she was the only one I was interested in paying for.)
But it was super cool seeing her in person! I posted that pic over on Twitter if you wanna see it. Since I can't post it here, ya know!
Let's start with the insatiable Sophia West🥵…the absolute yummiest blend of sweet and sexy 🔥🔥🔥AAAAND she's a total MILF! She was the first porn star we met and spent some quality time chatting with. She started out on OF and loved it so much that she decided she wanted more...and thus began her journey into the official porn production industry. She was so freakin' friendly and chatty. We had so. much. fun. talking with her!
She was at Exxxotica helping to promote the Motorbunny...a sex toy similar to the Sybian...and yes, you could actually try it out right there at the fest if you wanted to! 👀 Totally NOT Kidding!!!
Sooo, I've been on the fence about whether or not to share which exact porn stars and creators at E❌❌❌otica shared their personal numbers with me for a variety of reasons…
1) I'm not sure if a couple of them were thinking in terms of content creation or just some private fun, 2) I know a couple of them don’t typically give out their personal contact info 3) I just want to be careful about navigating & respecting boundaries.
Soooo, I think what I'm gonna do is talk about ALL of the memorable performers with whom I interacted. You'll just have to guess & wonder (& maybe fantasize & hope😉😈) about which one's I'm staying in contact with.
BUT obviously, if & when I get together with any of them for content creation, you'll be the first to know!
Good Morning my sexy loves...who's gonna be my human bra today? These babies are too heavy to be expected to hold themselves up full-time...they're very needy that way ;)
I tried to find spots to take pics where there weren’t people in the background so I could post them here, but it was literally impossible. We’ll see if I’m allowed to leave this one up. Anyway, they were throwing out t-shirts from one of the stages. The MC tried 3 times to throw me a shirt, but the people around me were much more aggressive on the grab than I. Finally, on his last attempt with the last t-shirt he threw out, we managed to complete the pass!! 🙌
Soooo, here’s my new night shirt. Which Prescott has insisted can only be worn on occasion, and only with nothing under it. But truly, is there any other way to wear a night shirt?!! lol 🤷♀️😈
If you’ve ever wondered how long a MILF can ‘pretend-search-for-something-in-her-back-seat-with-her-titties-out’ before someone pumping gas nearby gets curious and wanders over for a closer look…it’s approximately 40 seconds. Now ya know!
PS: Did I mention that I now have the personal phone numbers of several porn stars 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥?!?!
Amazingly, I’m totally NOT joking! Aaaahhhhhh!!!! How fucking lucky am I???
We started the weekend off with a bang at Exxxotica…literally…because it’s fucking EXXXOTICA, baby!!!! And ya know, when in Rome…
This was me just being silly in the car on the way there though. Prescott was out pumping gas and grabbing sandwiches, I was bored, I had my phone handy…and things just sort of happened 🤷♀️😜😈
Happy Monday, my horny babes! Hope your weekend was filled with orgasms and lots of other pervy stuff! I know mine was! Wheeewww!! I’m exhausted…in the best way 😉😈
My hubby has a gig tonight with his band AND with the band he plays bass in, so I'm suuuuuuuuuuuper excited!!!! He had to cancel his last gig due to our dumb issues with long COVID and we're actually still not sure whether or not he'll be able to sing tonight (his voice has been acting REALLY weird since he had COVID, so we'll see). Either way, I'll be horny AF after he's done playing. THAT's a given.
