Got a new bra! What do you think? It’s so comfy. Like two li..
Got a new bra! What do you think? It’s so comfy. Like two little angel hands holding up my tonka trucks.
2022-01-28 23:56:31 +0000 UTC View Post
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Super disappointed as I figured out today, after a bunch of ..
Super disappointed as I figured out today, after a bunch of running around and trying to coordinate, that I won't be able to do the Austin trip to work with the Chive. :( Send pictures of your pets, memes, jokes, and uplifting stories. Or pictures of your girlfriend/wifes bewbs will also be accepted at this time (with their consent obviously)
2022-01-28 20:14:14 +0000 UTC View Post
You ever get a combination of excitement and anxiety that ma..
You ever get a combination of excitement and anxiety that makes you sweat through your shirt? Just me? Coolcoolcool
2022-01-25 23:47:57 +0000 UTC View PostOkay so this took WAY longer to film/edit then I could have ..
Okay so this took WAY longer to film/edit then I could have even imagined. BUT anything to make you all happy. THANK YOU AGAIN FOR HELPING ME REACH 500 SUBSCRIBERS. And thank you for all the requests for this video. I had so much fun putting it all together for you. Xoxo 💋 Arcane Abbey P.S. tell me what you thought of this video down below. 👇 and if you think I should do more of these for my future milestones.
2022-01-19 22:34:04 +0000 UTC View PostPresenting LAUNDRY DAY!!!! I DID IT!!! A BIGGER SET (of bee..
Presenting LAUNDRY DAY!!!! I DID IT!!! A BIGGER SET (of beeyewbees (....not that I got a bigger set, they are the same size....just ...its a lot of photos... without any pasties or something ironing out the pokey bits...there is also a smol edge of ayr-EE-oh-no...i dunno)) ANYWAYS here it is! (I am also editing a few videos from this set) and thank you all so goshdarn much for your uplifting replies, comments, and amazing support. you mean everything to me. can I hold your face now, while I whisper sweet animal facts? *holds face* *sensually whispers* did you know that you sex praying mantis by the number of segments on their undercarriage? *bites lower lip in a VUR sexual way* *winks with both eyes*
2022-01-12 01:24:23 +0000 UTC View Post… someone said the most confusing thing to me today. It’s be..
… someone said the most confusing thing to me today. It’s been living in my head, rent free, all day. I don’t know whether to be offended, or flattered. So help me make sense of this. Apparently, “You are (I am) what I (he) imagine (s) Michael Scott would be, if he was somehow a hot chick” …… like I know it wasn’t meant as a compliment, or an insult. The statement had a very emotionless, general observation, feel to it. But I’ve been internally screaming ever since. WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?! I don’t want to be dramatic. But do I buy him flowers? Or light his tires on fire. This is serious. I need advice.
2022-01-10 03:50:58 +0000 UTC View PostIMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT!!!! Dear friends, I officially hit 5..
IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT!!!! Dear friends, I officially hit 500 subscribers on here! for the first time ever! exciting, I know. as a way to say thank you, and show you how much I love you all, I decided to do a thing. I am going to do a celebratory video, where I take your requests and MAKE IT HAPPEN in one big fluster cluck. I will also be baking a cake of sorts, or something adjacent to that idea, don't know yet. So in the comments down below, tell me what you would like to see in this strange little video I am putting together and it will happen. LOVE YOU ALL!!!! BYEEEEEE! Arcane Abbey
2022-01-08 03:21:48 +0000 UTC View PostGod to the universe: okay, let’s make a sexy girl. Universe..
God to the universe: okay, let’s make a sexy girl. Universe: go on… God: but let’s give her “homeschooled energy” Universe: ………seriously? God: like… lots of homeschooled energy. Just to see what happens. Me: *intense eye contact* who wants to see how fast I can run?
2022-01-05 22:09:36 +0000 UTC View PostSomeone bring me hot chocolate and a straight jacket. I gott..
Someone bring me hot chocolate and a straight jacket. I gotta quit doing this lmao
2022-01-04 23:28:51 +0000 UTC View PostA few of you told me you got sick over xmas! which made me V..
A few of you told me you got sick over xmas! which made me VUR sad. So here are a few photos from my pink nurse set! hope it makes you feel better. remember, I just wanna take care of you.
2022-01-03 23:20:35 +0000 UTC View PostSORRY GUYS, HO MAI COD. *emerges from cave with brambles in ..
SORRY GUYS, HO MAI COD. *emerges from cave with brambles in my hair* So I went full out “LIVING MY BEST LIFE” over Christmas holidays. Instead of working every day like typico Abbey, I decided to chase whatever rainbows made my charms feel lucky. I kinda went off the grid there for a moment. BUT IM BAAAACK!! *cheek smooch* please forgive me (you will notice I didn’t spell it “plz” because I’m cereal(serious)…please) and I’m back with vengeance, working on my costume, and a few other fun dilat(drop it like a thot) surprises for you. TOODLE PIP MY INTERNET CHUMS, AA 🤗 ❤️ 😘 👋 (that’s a high-five. Not a herndjerb) P.S. here are a few photos from my first ever paid set two years ago! Oh how we’ve all grown. *looks down despairingly at tummy*
2021-12-30 01:31:26 +0000 UTC View PostI know I said I wasn’t going to post or do anything today. …..
I know I said I wasn’t going to post or do anything today. ……BUT I LOVE YOU ALL SO I DIIIIIID. fight me. Anyways. Literally just took these. Still loafing around in my bed with my nuddypantalones on. MERRY CHRISTMAS Away laughing on a fast camel, Arcane Abbey
2021-12-25 15:00:10 +0000 UTC View PostMERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!!! I call this set *whispering wit..
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!!! I call this set *whispering with a lisp* "she'th a model" After finishing editing this set at 3am I decided to take a break for the next two days. I hope you all have the most lovely of holidays and can't wait to see you all when I am back. TOODLE PIP! XOXO, Arcane Abbey P.S. if i could eat your face with xmas kisses, I would. P.S.S I didn't edit out any of my scars or stretchmarks or basically...anything from this set because *british accent* tiiiime has been a fickle bitch. please don't judge me and love me despite my flaws. P.S.S.S TELL ME YOUR FAVORITES
2021-12-24 18:03:42 +0000 UTC View PostBITE THE PILLOW!! Fur Papa’s going in dry with this one. C..
BITE THE PILLOW!! Fur Papa’s going in dry with this one. Come’re and give Fur Papa a kiss *pushes back green moustache* mwah mwah mwah On a completely unrelated note, I can no longer show my face at the grocery store. Plz send food, and letters of encouragement. …..Fur Papa… 😏
2021-12-23 21:53:31 +0000 UTC View PostAttention all shoppers, There will be no mail Monday today, ..
Attention all shoppers, There will be no mail Monday today, as I didn't get any mail. Probably Canada Post sucking the big one, because it is Christmas, and they want TO BONE ME! Anyways love you all. See you when I get mail haha
2021-12-21 03:38:23 +0000 UTC View Post*singing* I love it when you call me fur pa-pa. Thow your ha..
*singing* I love it when you call me fur pa-pa. Thow your hands in the air, if your a Who playa. *mic drop* *exit stage left*
2021-12-21 03:29:04 +0000 UTC View PostYou pretend to be Santa, I'll sit on your lap and tell you w..
You pretend to be Santa, I'll sit on your lap and tell you what I want.... What gift would you give me if Christmas was tonight?.... Oooops I hope I dont get milk all over my cookies... *pours milk down clevage* I'll pretend to be a present, and maybe get laid under a tree.... AIGHT I'm done. lmao Here's another small gift under your tree, unwrap with care. I mean, it's not fragile, but you don't want to damage the box before you even get into it. NOW IM DONE. get it....the box.... sorry i'll go
2021-12-17 16:11:04 +0000 UTC View PostHim: I only like intellectual girls. Me: restrict my airflow..
Him: I only like intellectual girls. Me: restrict my airflow, and projectile your ejaculate on my gargantuan breasts, father figure.
2021-12-16 17:06:10 +0000 UTC View PostJust gonna leave this here…… 👀
Just gonna leave this here…… 👀
2021-12-16 04:38:42 +0000 UTC View PostGUYS!!! Here is a bonus winter set with my new lovely outfit..
GUYS!!! Here is a bonus winter set with my new lovely outfit! (THANK YOU SO MUCH) This is one of the sets we shot the other day. There are less photos in this set than usual because I am going for speed and quality over quantity. ALSO, I hope you appreciate the setting, because it was -26c with a bit of wind, during sunset.feckmesideways I was so cold, I'm pretty sure I got frost bite on my front bum (lady lips (squish mitten (love tunnel (you get it)))). I've been raw dogging myself trying to get as much stuff out to you as possible! HOPE YOU ENJOY IT!
2021-12-15 20:45:38 +0000 UTC View PostTechnical difficulties. Wish me luck? (Our lighting just dec..
Technical difficulties. Wish me luck? (Our lighting just decided to go on strike).
2021-12-13 22:58:20 +0000 UTC View Post
So I typed a whole thing. Then I showed my mother to read it..
So I typed a whole thing. Then I showed my mother to read it. She hit the back button. Lost it all. And now I am re-uploading it. No! No. I am way happier about this than you. Stop. Really. ….. 😑 This is an entirely unedited, unfiltered, raw, embarrassing video. Of my mom, cale, me all making mail Monday happen. While trying to do the miraculous first of multiple shoots in one day. With makeup and costume changes in between. Wish me luck. Plz don’t leave me. I need u. Titillatingly , Arcane abbey.
2021-12-13 21:50:15 +0000 UTC View PostThis took me so long to edit. Why I prioritize my time like ..
This took me so long to edit. Why I prioritize my time like this? I don’t know. I will talk to my therapist about it. IN THE MEAN TIME! I hope you enjoy, and this makes you, not laugh out loud, but exhale out your nose hard. You get it. LOVE YOU! Merry Jesus’s 2021st birthday… HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA sorry, anyways. Happy holidays everyone.
2021-12-13 00:30:10 +0000 UTC View PostHave you ever noticed this tattoo? Be honest.
Have you ever noticed this tattoo? Be honest.
2021-12-10 19:51:26 +0000 UTC View PostAbout to pop into the shower. Think someone could wash my ba..
About to pop into the shower. Think someone could wash my back for me? It’s a struggle to reach on my own. #notflexible #yesiusemylittleponymouthwash #hatersgonnahate #potatoesgonnapotate #doyouguyslikeselfieslikethis #shouldiquit #istartedusinghashtagsnowicantstop #helpme
2021-12-10 19:20:02 +0000 UTC View Post